My freshman year of uni, my roommate was a massive jackass. I had more than one night where I awoke to the awkward discovery that the bunk bed was banging vigorously against the wall. I first attempted the mantra of "I-am-sleeping-they're-not-fucking,I-am-sleeping-they're-not-fucking". When that failed, I coughed and tossed a bit, to politely make my roommate aware that the guy in the bottom bunk was there and awake. Then I got up and left. After a couple times, to "got up and left", I appended "to get popcorn and find a seat across the room." Fortunately, he stopped before I had a chance to put together an Olympic-style judging paddle. Lucky for both of us, as I don't know if his ego could take the string of < 3.0 ratings. That was also the last full year I had a roommate.
Numerous college friends have stories about discovering roommates having sex, or roommates bursting in and having sex without checking whether the room was empty. At least one involves sex and Starcraft. I have only drunken orgy stories and A) they were in Germany, B) no one was in the room and not directly involved. Therefore it doesn't count.
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Date: 2009-02-26 02:44 pm (UTC)Numerous college friends have stories about discovering roommates having sex, or roommates bursting in and having sex without checking whether the room was empty. At least one involves sex and Starcraft. I have only drunken orgy stories and A) they were in Germany, B) no one was in the room and not directly involved. Therefore it doesn't count.