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[deathboy]

Dear friend,

Maybe you do not know me but i will introduce myself.

I am ... I think ... i will keep my name in secret. Let it be Princess.

I am a little Princess. I live in Russia.  I am so sad. I am beautiful
and cute girl but so poor at the same time.

I am looking for handsome prince with whom we will have a good life.

I do not know what to do. I want to improve everything in my life.

I suppose you are smart guy and can be my prince.

Please, e-mail me back when you receive this e-mail cause it will make
me feel better. I will not be alone. And perhaps we can be nice
friends.

E-mail Longhair8793@rambler.ru to this e-mail.

Yours
Princess.

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I feel kind of bad for the lass!

I shall reply...

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It's great to hear from you!

I'm an ugly bi-polar sociopath with crushing mental health issues!

My name is sadly not a secret, it's often used as a synonym for numerous genital-based swear words by people I've never met, via the internet.

I am looking for an archipelago on which I can construct a mountain lair, free from the footfalls of human life, upon which I can live out my short existence, sufficiently far from those I care about that my genetic predeliction for self-sabotage won't affect the people I love.

Please email me back when you receive this because I am drastically unstable and random acts of affection may buy me a few more hours before deciding to inhale a train!

Yours,

DeathBoy

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this could be the start of a beautiful friendship.