Oi! I want that first draft on my desk by HALLOWEEN or I'm coming over with:
-Victorian stuffed Hedgepig -My deceased grandmother's collection of butter papers and receipts for said butter packs -Guaranteed Pygmy Ugly Stick -An amphora on loan from the V&A half-filled with Peter Andre's tears -A TS-101 -A KFC bargain bucket, empty except for bones and fat-pools -a bag of plaster, alginate and soft soap for casting your turds
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-Victorian stuffed Hedgepig
-My deceased grandmother's collection of butter papers and receipts for said butter packs
-Guaranteed Pygmy Ugly Stick
-An amphora on loan from the V&A half-filled with Peter Andre's tears
-A TS-101
-A KFC bargain bucket, empty except for bones and fat-pools
-a bag of plaster, alginate and soft soap for casting your turds
GET UP IT