So....for the sake of 'storming, the working title is Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck (Why Everything Is Fucked).
This sounds to me a bit like the Wasteland Survival Guide in Fallout 3, expect not yet post-apocalypse.
So we could approach it as a ridiculous and sodomizing tribute to the holy-of-holies of bog-reading, John 'Lofty' Wiseman's 'SAS Survival Guide: How to survive in any situation, on land, air or sea'.
Except its for embittered cynical fucks like us.
Survival therefore-
well, you need Food don't you? And mose people don't engage with their food. They just pick it up from a shop what sells food. But drink is more interesting. Why we suffer at the endless circular dichotomy of drink being so evil-bad but we return like babe to tit incessantly.
But you do have to eat.
I think this is starting to spark up some structure of sorts.
This of course leads on to sexytime eventually, for which you require
Shelter.
And generally you fill your Shelter with plenty of useless shit. Therefore you can expunge on anything that contemporary life likes us to believe is useful.
Then generally we require
Warmth. Which can be interpreted as the most emotive of the three. How to survive School Discos, Intercourse on an Ice-Cold Gravestone whilst Fucked on White Lightning....then of course, the subject advances to Wield a Club: Your First Class-A Experience and the Inevitable Grope.
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Date: 2009-10-06 03:55 pm (UTC)So....for the sake of 'storming, the working title is Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck (Why Everything Is Fucked).
This sounds to me a bit like the Wasteland Survival Guide in Fallout 3, expect not yet post-apocalypse.
So we could approach it as a ridiculous and sodomizing tribute to the holy-of-holies of bog-reading, John 'Lofty' Wiseman's 'SAS Survival Guide: How to survive in any situation, on land, air or sea'.
Except its for embittered cynical fucks like us.
Survival therefore-
well, you need Food don't you? And mose people don't engage with their food. They just pick it up from a shop what sells food. But drink is more interesting. Why we suffer at the endless circular dichotomy of drink being so evil-bad but we return like babe to tit incessantly.
But you do have to eat.
I think this is starting to spark up some structure of sorts.
This of course leads on to sexytime eventually, for which you require
Shelter.
And generally you fill your Shelter with plenty of useless shit. Therefore you can expunge on anything that contemporary life likes us to believe is useful.
Then generally we require
Warmth. Which can be interpreted as the most emotive of the three. How to survive School Discos, Intercourse on an Ice-Cold Gravestone whilst Fucked on White Lightning....then of course, the subject advances to Wield a Club: Your First Class-A Experience and the Inevitable Grope.
Out of this can spill the guts of a mighty Sith.
Your turn ;)