Background on the discussion with Crunchy Bear...

Crunchy Bear is my housemate. He has a real name, but prefers "Crunchy Bear". It's origins are obscure and meaningless, but the name itself has stuck.

Crunchy recently bought a 6gig mp3 player.

I think he did this to spite me.

In fact, I know this, because I was with him when he bought it and I'm fairly certain I said "Don't you dare buy that... I'll hate you forever" and he said "hahahah... I'm definitely buying it now"... He's like that...

Anyway, since he bought this piece of technology goodness, the only words out of his mouth have been regarding his 6gig, and how full / not full it currently is.

I hate Crunchy Bear.

Mocha choca caramel goodness

My good friend Tom VX just reminded me of something I meant to add here...

I recently went to a coffee shop thing (there's loads of 'em in London), because Crunchy Bear offered to buy me a coffee (and hey... what's free caffeine if it's not a good thing...)

So...

We go in... I am a bit hot, so I think "mm... iced coffee... nice..."

And there, before me, is the most LUDICROUSLY named iced coffee I've ever seen...

I can't even remember it totally, but it was along the lines of

"Mocha-Caramel-Mallow-Frosty-THING"...

So... I demand a large one of these.

And god damn, if it wasn't the most impressive thing I ever put inside me (I mean this... and I've put many impressive things inside me... not like that, you pervert... )

1) it tasted great.
2) HIGH caffeine levels
3) Frosty / Slushy goodness
4) Marshmallows

Let's revisit that point... FUCKING MARSHMALLOWS ON THE TOP OF THE DRINK, and as if that wasn't enough, there was CHOCOLATE SAUCE on the top of the damned marshmallows... I mean, FUCK!

So, you get the elixir of the fucking gods, and you can eat the stuff off the top too.

Man, I'm fucking salivating THINKING about it.

I know. I know. I have lost my fucking mind being this enthusiastic over a drink...

But wow...

What a drink.