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Surreal News
Dec. 10th, 2002 03:02 pmI rarely watch the news as it's depressing as fuck and full of shit, but I had quite a grin today (and no, I can't be arsed linking to them, check out bbc.com if you must):
* The US blatantly hiding the initial information from the weapons inspectors sent to Iraq from the UN
* "Sprout Shortage" - laughed so much at the headline I didn't even catch the details
* Article about the M1's congestion and plans to combat it... in front of an almost empty M1...
* A weatherman that looked like Ron Manager
* Cherie Blair in "Ooh, how unexpected - my husband's a lying shit-fucker and ... SUPRISE! So am I!" -shocker.
* Mostly-Liquidated ITV Digital want their set-top boxes back or money for them, despite the general opinion being that they can "fuck off"
'state of the world today, eh?
* The US blatantly hiding the initial information from the weapons inspectors sent to Iraq from the UN
* "Sprout Shortage" - laughed so much at the headline I didn't even catch the details
* Article about the M1's congestion and plans to combat it... in front of an almost empty M1...
* A weatherman that looked like Ron Manager
* Cherie Blair in "Ooh, how unexpected - my husband's a lying shit-fucker and ... SUPRISE! So am I!" -shocker.
* Mostly-Liquidated ITV Digital want their set-top boxes back or money for them, despite the general opinion being that they can "fuck off"
'state of the world today, eh?
