faster and faster

I don't often bother with actual poetry, but I just dug this up, remembering it while looking for boxesoftricksandtraps stuff... 'wrote it at christmas, in an odd mood, reflecting on things in my parents' house.

It's got a certain something, though I'm no poet. should be delivered at a pace that gets faster until the last ... er... shite... are they called stanzas? I shall have to ask thePhil to help me out with some terminology, evidently.

( faster and faster )

That's just not fucking right

Weird headed space dog creature things. I loathe these ugly monstrosities, so it's good to see them being fucked with by loving owners.

Nicked from fross/uk_goffs

Bluejacking

Bluejacking - sending messages to people via bluetooth in crowds...

Create a contact on your phone with a short message as the name of the contact... for instance:

"The space people are watching you, shorty."

Send it to whoever's got their 'tooth turned on in a crowd... as it's a contact, the user will get a popup or somesuch with the message as the title then, 'accept' or somesuch.

Har fucking har!

I'm gonna fucking mix this with a flash-mob and see if we don't have the ultimate tech-meme... ;)

Nicked from Arricc/uk_goffs