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So, come sit on Father Christmas' knee, ignore the vodka fumes pouring from under the dodgy beard, and tell me what you want for Christmas...

Remember, old St Nick likes web links.

I can smell your filthy human organs.

The Human Tissue Bill proposes a regulating authority to make sure that consent is obtained before organs and tissues are kept by hospitals.

Aww. There go my Max Headroom-style visions of an apocalyptic future-UK where organ-snatching is rife.

In such a future, I would either be completely safe due to the pickled nature of my internals, or some kind of rare prize, seeing as I can't apparently be destroyed by conventional alcohol.

That said:

A father has put his kidney up for auction for at least £50,000 to pay for his sick daughter's medical treatment.

(thanks to tintintin

Last Night A Gameboy Saved My Life

My alcoholism.

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