Shocking

OK, so which joker wired up the WALL BEHIND MY COMPUTER to the FUCKING MAINS?!

A series of small, extremely careful electric shocks later - and until I get a voltmeter to prove it - I discovered, while upgrading my PC, that the wall I was leaning on is fucking LIVE.

Impressed?

Oh, you betcha.

I assume that I should be happy that the wall is only slightly damp (we're talking about the basement here, so it's not that big a problem for it to be so, per se) that saved me from taking a rather nasty jolt.

At the moment, it's the level you'd get off a cattle fence - buzzy and unpleasant, but not painful.

Glad I discovered it before I tried doing a midnight upgrade while pissed and having spilt drink all over myself or something.

Lawks.

Most amusing spam of the day...

Subject: How About These Extra Inches, Bitch?

Five situations to try.

1. "Doggiestyle? Right, here I come.. and still I come, no, it's not
a dildo, it's still me!"

2. "You like this, baby? What? I cut my dick off and now I've got a
huge dead man's cock dangling here? NO WAY!"

3. "You don't tell me you've just called off this threesome 'cuz my
dick is small, HOW ABOUT THESE EXTRA INCHES, BITCH?"

4. "Are you sure your uvula doesn't like my extra inch cockslaps?"

5. "Gotta change my whole boxer wardrobe 'cuz my cock always dangles
out. Three extra inches.. fuck Natural Gain Plus!"

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Oh, bless :)