good news / bad news

Good news: Some work I did on a tune the other night while fucking TWATTED sounds really excellent. I'm getting better at not just making dross while twunted off my leopards.

Bad news: I have started being able to tolerate Bloody Marys. Though they still taste pretty rough, so that moderates my alcohol consumption.

Good news: I decided to try my first ever diet*. Ho, lordy.

Bad news: I bought some new, working, accurate bathroom scales. Ouch. Nuff said.

Good news: I have most of my Whitby shit sorted!

Bad news: Well, it is for you if you're going to Whitby. Moo. Ha. Ha.


* The South Beach diet. Yes, I know that I'm not supposed to drink on it. Yes, I'm aware it's a bit stark for vegetarians. No, I don't wish to discuss it, thankyou :)

Laser Shock Gun

Apparently, the Gadget Shop aren't selling the Laser Shock Guns any more, which is a bitch, as they had them for 25 quid.

However, I'm getting mine from HERE, so if you're not a complete pussy and fancy eating hot electric death with me at whitby, go buy some :D

[Edit:] Cheaper from HERE - 30 quid, instead of 35. Bollocks, I just bought mine... thanks, just_jazz

oops...

[Kiss girly goodnight]

[girly looks perplexed]

"What's up?"

"My lips feel all weird... tingly, a bit burny, like I've had a reaction to something!"

"ah. erm. that's probably the Tobasco from my Bloody Marys."

"How much did you use?"

"I didn't think it was that strong... oops... sorry..."

[girly evades kissing me again despite my protests]