For Great Justice

DeathBoy Tip #556343:

When drinking Bloody Marys, and pouring / mixing them yourself, do NOT rub your eyes with the hand / fingers you have been managing the Tabasco with.

Just. Don't.

self-sufficient

I am, for informational purposes, reasonably drunk now.

I should cut this.

( Read more... )

myspace

I might be (read: am) one jaded motherfucker, but you know MySpace, yeah?


You know this whole thing about commenting on people's spaces to say "THANKS FOR ADDING MEE!!!!!"

Which is basically a fucking advert for yourself?

FUCK YOU.

If you add me to your MySpace, BE THANKFUL I FUCKING AGREED TO LINK TO YOUR PITIFUL WANK-ARSE COCK-PAGE, YOU POOR-EXCUSE FOR WASTED SEMEN.


AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT, YOU CAN (AND WILL) FUCKING DIE.

Cock-sucking, child-raping, shit-fucking, brainless, ego-stroking wankstains, I hope you all fucking expire over a protracted and gratuitously painful decade in which goats violate your eye-sockets, maggots infest your inner-places and people publicly claim that you are Welsh.

FANKOO FOR BEIGN MIY FWEINDD!!!!!!

Die.

DIE.

FUCKING DIE.

FUCK OFF AND FUCKING DIE.

Well done, you have proved that there IS a medium that's more sycophantic than LJ.

TAKE A MOTHER FUCKING BISCUIT.


scaberous goats rectums, I LOATHE you.

ENDOFLINE.

Right, fuckit.

HIATUS.

I'll keep doing the H2G2 shit, otherwise, just fuck off, all of you.