(no subject)

'Swear to god, my hangover just saw off some christians.


[DING DONG]

[grab trousers]

[stomp]

"RrrrR?"

"Hello, Sir! We... er... uh... oh. Can we leave you with this leaflet? erk..."

"RrrrRRRRrrr."


I'm eating the leaflet now.

Fucking Christians.

a couple

Americans: Please cease using the phrase "a couple ______".

There is an "of" in there that you are omitting.

"May I have a couple of beers?"

"I went to see a couple of shows"

"I speak a couple of languages"


Thankyouplease.

(no subject)

"What is good in life?"

"To crush your enemies, scatter their bodies before you, hear the lamenting of their women and doofing to banging tunes"

-- Conan the Raverian



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[nicked from drreagan]