absolute, unadulterated whoreage

Several mates seem to be reshuffling friends lists today, and I've recently taken to occasionally using SeMagic's friends feature to watch the dynamics of my FL. Some days, random people add me, some days, random people delete me. Occasionally, good friends add or delete me (then flip back again a week later).

When I'd expect to piss people off and cause an exodous (massive, abusive drunken posts) I do, but I seem to gain just as many back, and when I think I've had a chilled but interesting week, people feck off by their droves! (Only to return on weeks where I've not even been here).

I cannot suss you fuckers out.

So!

In simple terms, what do you like / dislike about my scribblings? I like the idea of being an interesting read, y'see.

No need to suck my cock (unless you wanna), or indeed call me a cock (unless you wanna), but if there's something I do right or wrong, lemmee know.

My shareholders and corporate management team are watching eagerly.

(no subject)

Recently, trying to explain to a friend about the UK parlimentary House of Lords, I realised I didn't know all that much about it myself. To no great suprise, there's a pretty good Wikipedia Article about it all.

Interesting to see how power swung back and forth between the two houses over the years and kind of funny to think that the now all-powerful House of Commons was made up of "representatives of the shires and boroughs".

'always thought MPs were intellectual hobbits.

In the manner of something I'd consider sending to postsecret..

Sometimes I read about how well my friends are doing and even when it's a good friend, instead of being pleased for them, I get so seethingly jealous that I can't help but imagine them dying.

Ain't I pleasant?

ludicrous miniature hats

Dear world,



STOP IT WITH THE
LUDICROUS MINIATURE HATS.

They look daft.

Much obliged.