V for Vengaboys

Why I don't do festivals.

I know lots of fine people who really enjoy festivals, but I don't entirely get it. It does just seem like a lot of gits in a field looking at a handful of gits on a stage*. Certainly, that series of photos makes me shrink away in horror. Like music? Not keen on gits? CDs, mate, that's what you're after. :)

'course, when we're booked to play Reading, I'll suck it up. For the fans.


*With the exception of Faithless.

They carnt evun speek the languidge!!

Have you ever noticed that the kind of people that populate message boards, complaining about how economic migrants are ruining the UK, seem to have just as poor a grasp of the English language as the Eastern Europeans they fear will take their jobs?

I have a solution.

If you can submit a more convincing and well-written argument as to why you should be allowed into the UK than Angry Daily Mail Reader of Cheam, you get to swap with him. You can have his house and job, and I'll get neighbours with improved attitudes and communication skills. Mr Reader will have the opportunity to revise his opinion of the Polish, as he will now be one.

fuck you!

I think I want this played at my funeral - how utterly wonderful! [nicked from bencurthoys]

TERURR update.

as picked up on by kantiandream here, the cops have put together some contrived-sounding arrests and are currently dishing out slightly mixed messages, regarding the recent TERAUH joke.

DO NOT BE AFRAID!

Mr Clarke said: "I would like to reassure the public that we are doing everything we can to keep you safe so that you can live your lives without being in constant fear.

BE AFRAID!

"The threat from terrorism is real. It is here, it is deadly and it is enduring."

[bbc article]


Tell you what, I'm not going to be afraid, I'm going to be angry at you for trying to keep the populace too scared to notice that you're a bunch of incompetant, lying fucking pawns. Good? Good.