ZOMG!!!! UR TEH COK!!!

dj_alexander

dude, I really just can't be fucking arsed talking to you anymore.

you're a total prick.

your comments mess up my inbox like smeg bubbling out of your wretched, annoying trap.

we've both tried to pretend we don't despise each other, but really, you're absolutely the most pathetic, worthless, offensive cunt I've ever met, with no redeeming features.

you win, because you're the only person that's annoyed me enough to ban from posting.

I had a google filter to just drop anything with your name into the bin, but by fuck you just keep on going, don'tcha? There ain't no stopping you.

seriously: you're a prick. I can't keep up the pretense. If you want the 50p, I'll be at sluts this weekend.

do us a favour and hang yourself.

Blogging 'un-Christian'

He who has knowledge spares his words, and a man of understanding is of calm spirit.

Even a fool is counted wise when he holds his peace; when he shuts his lips, he is considered perceptive.
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Yeah?

Fuck you.

to soothe the soul

if you haven't already listened...

ketamine...

and, for the oldskool...

St Adamski Day 2006...

bless you, my child.

May everyone who annoys you die. A lot. On fire. With massive great cocks up their eyes.

er. I mean... "my son".

cunts.

autumn / winter collection

'just got the carpets cleaned, as per the tenancy agreement... wasn't half as perilous / traumatic as I'd expected. Shouldn't have put it off so much, really. Wish I'd asked the guy to let me keep the hoover bag, though, that's practically got to be neat vodka in there.

it's absolutely persisting it down outside (as my old man would say). dark sky, thunder and lightning.

strangely, unlike the last few years, I don't feel any S.A.D. effects (yet). I've been looking forwards to winter forever it seems, after the long, hot summer.

feels good, like some hippy shit about the earth regenerating or something. rain and wet leaves and all that. smells nice.

I'm going to go and bathe in patchouli and call myself 'Moon Stoat' or something.

tra-la-la...

t-shirts

I'm going to make some of these for whitby, I reckon.

moo. hah. hah. hah.

want more comedy

Who's your favourite comedian? (particularly any that you've seen live, and/or have recordings of)

prepare for 11/10...

Apparently, a plane helicopter(?) has crashed into a building in New York, but CNN doesn't appear to have much in the way of details and I'm not paying to watch a video clip.

Anyone know any more?

[edit] tiny scrap of news here.

[edit] more info on the BBC and CNN ... "It was like 9/11 all over again" ... not entirely like it, though, eh?

TMNWTF?

Don't click this.

Really.

Don't.