dead yanks, boo hoo.

HAD ENOUGH READING ABOUT YOUR STUPID, POXY UNIVERSITY SHOOTING, NOW, THANKYOU.

Seriously, you've got a country with too many fucking guns.

People regularly get shot.

QE mother fucking D.

Hell, most of you (that I've read) have a first reaction of declaring how gun control, gun laws and gun availability are in no way related to THE AMOUNT OF SHOOTING THAT HAPPENS in your fucking country.

I don't ask that you, as a nation, grow a pair of balls and stop needing guns to feel safe and strong.

All I ask is that when your angry teens blow away a frankly pathetic handful of people that I don't have fucking read about it as if it was the most important thing in the universe every single fucking day.

America: strongest, most powerful, most fucking histrionic nation in the fucking world.

You want to talk about body count, how about you go to fucking iraqbodycount.org and suck that shit up.

Yeah yeah yeah, long night with the baby, grumpy deathboy, whatever, shut the fuck up and fuck off.

MORNING.

(no subject)

I'VE FOUND OUT A WAY TO SHUT THEM UP!

Came to me while I was on the loo!

If there's one guaranteed way to make Americans shut up about a bunch of people they shot, it's to re-brand the incident as FRIENDLY FIRE.

Then watch the story sink like a fucking stone. Seriously.

(Either that, or say Cheney did it. Days later, you'd have the families of the victims apologising for repeatedly smacking his bullets with their bodies)

SO HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING?

cat alert

If you're in / near London or the Wirral* and can give a home to a cat, there's one that is scheduled to be destroyed on monday if it's not adopted.

[link]

If you can't actually help the cat, please don't launch into a discourse about it (here or there). Owing to an inconsiderate lack of broadband, an LJ, opposable thumbs, or an appreciation of the nuances of the English language, the cat in question is unlikely to gain succour from well-wishers.

Feel free to distribute the link, though. Danke.

*it's IN the Wirral, but can be brought to London for free

edit: cat housing located, good work, internets :)

You know what'd be ace?

A tiny volume level (or change in icon) next to each tab in my browser, so that when I open several tabs and one of them starts playing music at me, I know which is the culprit.

Go, my code-monkeys and highly-trained accountants.

Make this for me.