xkcd.com in "actually, I disagree for once" shocker

Self-righteously and patronisingly defending the honour of birds on the internets.

About as distasteful to me as any other form of overt, ingrained sexism.

Plus, a total waste of time. Birds never fall for that, you're not gaining any pussy at all, there, feller.

ahahahahahaha! *sob*

Playlist of a manic depressive, much?

trains, planes and, er, well, ok... just trains

Upgrading to First Class for £15 - because, seriously, FUCK sitting next to other people.

£15 to not be boxed in by Nervous Student Man, Porky Businessman Who's Never Seen a Man With Nailvarnish Before and Brusque Rude Cunt Man.

The last feller showed up last and greeted me with a scowl and friendly "You're in my seat." I was, so as to not force Nervous Student Man to have to get up needlessly to gain access to my seat, but a little manners? Cunt. He then shunts my laptop out of the way on the shelf (which isn't short of space, he jut wants his bag next to him), notices my raised eyebrows and belches "oh, wuz that yours?"

I now have legroom, nobody sitting on any side of me and a cup of tea. So, aye. Fucking fifteen knicker well spent. The problem with public transport is the inmates.