Strike

This is Old Frank McShitbritches, and his colleague, Mr Herpes.

Together, they will be caring deeply about your Livejournal Strike.

We regret to announce, though, that aside from the thorough and uninterrupted attention Frank and Mr H will be giving this most acute of grievances, basically nobody else (other than your good selves) could give two tugs of a dog's cock if you don't post for a day.

I am pleased to re-assure you, though, that in this matter, our QA team (above) will be doing exactly that. Sometimes, it's all they can do to keep warm, as I'm sure you'll appreciate.

Many thanks.