Apr. 25th, 2008

Nightmares

Apr. 25th, 2008 12:17 am
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What nightmares did you have?

Do you still have them?

Were you afraid of the dark?

Are you still?

I have a horrid imagination and used to run through to me mom until I was about 12, I think. I suppose that's the intellectual's version of pissing the bed.

The 80s had some wonderfully terrifying movies, the Aliens lot, Gremlins I actually found scary as a kid, bits of the Last Starfighter shit me up. It all stuck with me when I went to bed, or went to the loo at night, or took a dark shortcut late at night.

I must have seen something about alligators at some point, because when I was seven, I was convinced that if I jumped down off my bunk to go to the loo, the floor was IN FACT a marsh full of demonic, red-eyed alligators, waiting for delicious child-flesh.

There's always something the other side of the darkened window, behind the next bush.

To this day, I freely hallucinate demonic black dogs tearing across the place, diving toward me if I walk across a field late at night (though I suppose that's more about my visual cortex than hangups, I like dogs but would happily kick the face off one if it tried to bite me).

Tell me your fears, livejournal.

booze/lust

Apr. 25th, 2008 01:23 am
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Good lord.

If you're a queer in Enfield, I seriously recommend ordering from Bella Bottle.

Not only do they deliver booze to your door at all hours of the evening (and will ring your mobile instead of the doorbell to avoid waking the baby/missus/neighbours) but by GOD their lads are reliably attractive.

Possibly it's the barmaid effect that someone who brings me alcohol instantly wins my undying love, but they seem to be entirely staffed by fashionably dressed, lithe young lads who engage you with a friendly cockerney "alright, mate! you having a good night? let me just check the order for you, gov..." ... a wink, a gravely voice and a whiff of aftershave...

Christ, I'd have let 'im.

Conveniently, I need a little drinky right now, and I have a tall, handsome bottle of vodka eyeing me up.

What's a nice drink like you doing in a place like this?

Oh, my...
deathboy: (Default)
Excellent!

I have hangover!

Normally, this would be bad, but today, it means that my last three posts to LJ comprise: beers, fears and queers!

Now, I'm off to devon for the weekend! To the beach!

HURRAH!

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