And now for something a little more lighthearted

On the twelfth day of Christmas, deathboy sent to me...

Twelve midnight_moons drumming

Eleven sinbadsilks piping

Ten lourens leaping

Nine welcometopablos dancing

Eight zeke_hubris a-milking

Seven raoulthegoatboys a-swimming

Six spluyas a-laying

Five ci-i-i-igarettes

Four voles

Three trained attack shrews

Two scotswomen of chinese ethnicity

...and an abuse in a pornography.

Get your own Twelve Days:

I'm onto you.

I'm beginning to suspect that the gays are using magnets to control my thoughts.

(Again.)