BUT I WANNA BAYYYYBEEEEZ.

You know he's thinking "God has punished me for putting it inside that."
Whereas she's very clearly just thinking about delicious pies.


Woman keeps rare conjoined twins

Watch the video (it's only short).

The HORROR.

(not the twins, which will obviously die, but the mother).

[edit]: As dj_alexander spotted: I like how a "staunch Catholic" has had sex out of wedlock.

Ms Chamberlain decided against this after talking over the matter with partner Mike Pedace, 32.

-- That's seven years they've been trying, out of wedlock, btw. But apparently, they're engaged! Woo!

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Thanks, GMail, suggesting "How to Talk to Strangers"

I can talk to strangers just fine, ok? via the internets... or when I stand above them on a stage, through an amplifier to make it entirely clear who's best. that's perfectly normal behaviour.