a implies b != b implies a

Kids should be tought critical thinking from the lowest level possible.
( rant, blah, blah, blah )

wear your cake on your face, so that all the dull models can see you smiling at them

HAHAHA!
( drunk man in progress, beware )

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Well, that's a new one, I had a drink and turned into 1990s era Vic Reeves.

I shall expect moderate chart success with the Wonderstuff forthwith!

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The day feels instantly rather hostile when your Graze box tries to choke you.

OK, I shouldn't eat nuts and seeds while lying on my back.

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Did I actually just post that I'm lying on my back, choking on nuts and seed?

Today, it appears, I'm going to be homosexual.

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The best/worst Daily Mail poll ever

Go and vote "yes", just to skew it and make a racist's blood temperature soar, then pass it on ;)

(Americans, etc: the Daily Mail is a bigotted tabloid newspaper, fond of xenophobia and sensationalism)

[edit]: the bastards have changed what the webpage points to! oh well, fun while it lasted...

[edit2]: Hahahahhahahah! We made them delete the poll! That's the page you get if you enter an invalid poll number :D