AVATAr IS A BIG PILE OF SHEIT

YEAH, AVATARS FUCKING SHIT MAN

FUCKINJG SHIT!!!! WHAT A WANKER I CAN T BELIEVE IT LOL

what, have i seen it?

no, of course not. i just can't believe how offensively shit it's going to be when i do go and see it.

will I be supporting this multi-million-dollar hollywood production?

oh yes. despite frothing at the chops about how shit it is BEFORE i see it, i will most definitely be paying at the cinema to watch it.

am I being a bit of a tool about this?

well, maybe a teensy bit.

do I slag off harry potter? or twilight? well, no. what would be the point? they're well established as being populist awful films.

how could I possibly increase my cachet, my social self-righteousness and fringe-cool by railing against such hackneyed victims?

No, i must slag off this movie by a pretty well-respected producer, that's getting decent reviews well before I inevitably and confusingly pay to watch it at the cinema nonetheless.

You're right. This behaviour is a bit confusing. I'm glad we had this chat.

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just realised, it's going to be really embarrassing if i actually don't like avatar when i see it ;)

nattering about it with a mate, we came to the idea that there's a lot of pre-emptive dissing going on because secretly a lot of folks are excited to see it and don't want to be disappointed by it.

reviews seem good though!

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Italy's PM Silvio Berlusconi is bloodied by attack

FUCKING YES!

Aw, man, that's made my fucking day!

that's a happy picture right there. :D:D:D

is there some way to shake a motherfucker's hand via the internet?

on the down side, chances of the assailant meeting a sticky end soon: high.

but fuck me, I want that picture framed.


[edit:] to be clear, I'm not in favour of assaulting people, I'm getting some schadenfreude from seeing something bad happen to a total prick. If he'd took a pie in the face, or just fell over and broke his leg, I'd be just as happy. The man deserves some karma.