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[deathboy]

Now available... Saddam Hussein's Sons - the Real Dolls!



Welcome back to "Who's Full of Shit Today?" - returning yet again, our reigning champions - the US Military!

Comments

[ilikecavein.livejournal.com]

"US morticians 'reconstructed' the faces of Qusay (left) and Uday"

B.O.L.L.O.C.K.S!!

Though Qusay does look like my dad there... :\

[perverse-idol.livejournal.com]

Yes, I think that was everyone's reaction (not the 'looking like one's dad bit!). Hmm, even having seen the pictures, I somehow doubt anyone's convinced at the truth of this situation...

[justinc-1985.livejournal.com]

I still think they should be covered in blood like the photos that were released by the US Millitary....

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

Ah, but they come with a bottle of ketchup and a spade so you can 'sex up' the photographs at home!

[lazrus-armagedn.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA!

argh.

[ebonyraine.livejournal.com]

hand>staple>forehead

[filthyrikky.livejournal.com]

It's action man !!

Do they have gripping hands as well !?

[flumpdust.livejournal.com]

Sorry...not entirely on a related subject to your post but, Bill Bailey!! Scott and I religiously waych the Bewilderness DVD every weekend 'cos it's so goddam funny. So my message to you is "Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the trolls, hunt then down there can be no clemency"

See you Sunday chicken ;o)

[echo-echo.livejournal.com]

So yesterday Uday had his nose and upper lip shot off, cuts all over his face and his head had swolen to the size of a melon. Today he looks like he is made of plastic and in all honesty, probably is. What on earth have they done to them? They look like waxworks.

What quality paper did they use?

[mjfgates.livejournal.com]

That's what embalmers do. "He looks so lifelike!" Yeah, except that he's not holding the ripped-off genitalia of some Olympic athlete that didn't win a medal...

Re: What quality paper did they use?

[echo-echo.livejournal.com]

I don't think you can enbalm a muslim can you? I did hear mention of mortitions putty which is a quite frightening concept. I suppose one must deal with horrendous accidents from time to time and make the bodies presentable to family etc, but even so, they look like they have been painted.

You can see the conversation can't you. "You stupid fucks, they don't even look like Saddams sons". "Well um, sorry boss, but that was all that was left". "Ok, we will show the mangled mess, nobody will be any the wiser either way, then we will tidy them up, glue a latex mask on and show the world."

heh...

[mjfgates.livejournal.com]

Well, you're not supposed to embalm a Muslim... messes with his chances for Paradise... but, y'know, I don't really mind in this case.

Re: heh...

[nailerr.livejournal.com]

Are you telling me, well us, actually the U.S. That ending up in their facilities is NOT paradice? I mean, COME - ON!

As for the skin tone, well they ARE dead. Skin does tend to change and morgue make up is not exactly miraculus ;)

[echo-echo.livejournal.com]

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[justinc-1985.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh heh *giggle*

[nailerr.livejournal.com]

I belive it is them, I belive they are dead at least.
Do I trust the U.S? Fuck NO. But with the situation they are in it would be more reasonable to lie thru their teeth and smile like they love to eat shit, like they often do, then put out dead images of two people who could in all liklyhood SHOW UP ALIVE AGAIN in the future. Their credability is alreddy lower tan the opinion of my yellow morning piss, but that would be too much to risk.
Is it "them"? Who of us would ever know, some Iraqies certainly will, but are those two men they should be dead? I'm pretty damn sure of that.
And in all honesty, fucking hell I hope the USA are correct for once, their continual lies and fabrications are more liable to start the world meltdown than them acting like CUNTS but being correct.

[lazrus-armagedn.livejournal.com]

Are you sure these dummies won't be explained away as 'body-doubles' if they do turn up alive in the future?

[nailerr.livejournal.com]

Hm, I suppose that could well be. It still seems like it was rather un-neccasery if it's not real though. I mean why not go after Sadam insted? And also by sheer coincidence also happen to have killed O-Bin Laden with the same bullet, in an all USA-Hating sexual Orgy?
I mean.. They may as well have right?

[crispygoth.livejournal.com]

"Go back to sleep America. You are free to do as we tell you!"

[lazrus-armagedn.livejournal.com]

I believe the correct phraseology would be "You are empowered to do as we tell you"

But maybe I've just been working for a US parent-company for too long

[crispygoth.livejournal.com]

I was actually quoting the late Bill Hicks, from the Relentless video.

"Go back to sleep America! Here's American Gladiators! Your Government is in control!"

[lazrus-armagedn.livejournal.com]

Ah, well I'm probably just bitter about my boss being 'empowered' to assign +/- grades to my overall review rating which means +/- yearly bonus

Note: Sarcasm Oozes.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm so proud to be an American! Look at the truly glorious nation I live in.


Someone give me a plane ticket or a gun. I need out of this shit-for-brains-as-the-norm country. Soon. Gah.