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Feb. 14th, 2005 03:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
deathboy"Scott"
Literal meaning
"The big tree next to the other equally sized tree."
History
Made from straw by a dancing child's grandmother in 1976 AD, or possibly BC, the name Scott was originally used largely to refer to licensed manufacturers of swanee-whistles, the endlessly amusing noise-making device, before reinventing itself after an unfortunate court case.
Famous Scotts
1. Scott Nightdodge, champion of Paul McCartney's Wings;
2. Scott E Sponetote-Grating, director of the new Bond movie, THERE'S NO SMOKE WITHOUT DEATH;
3. Scott Lonfial, early user of the world's seventh highest-rated episode of Mr Pastry; ghost-writer of Peter Lawford's excessively sophisticated autobiography, I WAS KILLED IN THE WAR;
4. Lady The Miss Scott D Tightbadger, champion of the right to use the world's most popular cosh; first holder of the office of Royal Gadget-Smasher;
5. Scott Tube-Tinkermouse, who owes everything to the Bakelite Diet; last holder of the office of Mr & Miss Transsexual World;
6. Scott Happenstance, co-writer of INDIANA JONES AND THE HOLE IN THE GROUND; ghost-writer of Richard Stilgoe's astonishingly violent autobiography, I LOVE MY FROG!; first holder of the office of Royal Plumber's Mate;
7. Scott Orbiting, BSc, for a time, in their own mind, romantically linked with the world's most attractive bucket;
8. Scott Nootlooter-Tidecatcher ("The Uncanny"), opponent of physics; first holder of the office of Official Kerb-Trip-Overer;
9. Scott C Cangoose, co-habitee of sixteen people associated with the Brass Nose;
10. Scott O'Proms, named in court as holding compromising material concerning the definitive manual on drowning; ghost-writer of Anne Boleyn's entirely adjectiveless autobiography, TOOT-A-TWANG-TWANG.
Literal meaning
"The big tree next to the other equally sized tree."
History
Made from straw by a dancing child's grandmother in 1976 AD, or possibly BC, the name Scott was originally used largely to refer to licensed manufacturers of swanee-whistles, the endlessly amusing noise-making device, before reinventing itself after an unfortunate court case.
Famous Scotts
1. Scott Nightdodge, champion of Paul McCartney's Wings;
2. Scott E Sponetote-Grating, director of the new Bond movie, THERE'S NO SMOKE WITHOUT DEATH;
3. Scott Lonfial, early user of the world's seventh highest-rated episode of Mr Pastry; ghost-writer of Peter Lawford's excessively sophisticated autobiography, I WAS KILLED IN THE WAR;
4. Lady The Miss Scott D Tightbadger, champion of the right to use the world's most popular cosh; first holder of the office of Royal Gadget-Smasher;
5. Scott Tube-Tinkermouse, who owes everything to the Bakelite Diet; last holder of the office of Mr & Miss Transsexual World;
6. Scott Happenstance, co-writer of INDIANA JONES AND THE HOLE IN THE GROUND; ghost-writer of Richard Stilgoe's astonishingly violent autobiography, I LOVE MY FROG!; first holder of the office of Royal Plumber's Mate;
7. Scott Orbiting, BSc, for a time, in their own mind, romantically linked with the world's most attractive bucket;
8. Scott Nootlooter-Tidecatcher ("The Uncanny"), opponent of physics; first holder of the office of Official Kerb-Trip-Overer;
9. Scott C Cangoose, co-habitee of sixteen people associated with the Brass Nose;
10. Scott O'Proms, named in court as holding compromising material concerning the definitive manual on drowning; ghost-writer of Anne Boleyn's entirely adjectiveless autobiography, TOOT-A-TWANG-TWANG.
