zombie menace
Jun. 15th, 2007 06:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
deathboyIf I had a private zombie army*, right, my main fear (in this age of telecommunications) would be that their lack of speed would be a serious impediment to them. By the time the first person was bitten, 20 people would have called their mates. Hell, some of them would have filmed it and sent pictures. In England, there's be kids happy-slapping them.
Before you had chance to get a decent number of the population turned, everyone would know about it and eventually your machinations would have amounted to no more than a couple of YouTube videos of people playing "Taunt the zombie" with a dead dog on a fishing reel or something.
Two things that I'd do, then: make people used to seeing zombies in the street, and make people used to reading about a zombie invasion.
Suddenly, my shambling minions of darkness could be in the fucking greengrocers, biting your neck off and you'd only think to stop them when your innards were outtards.
Just a thought, right.
*I favour Lizard Warriors and Highly Trained Accountants
Before you had chance to get a decent number of the population turned, everyone would know about it and eventually your machinations would have amounted to no more than a couple of YouTube videos of people playing "Taunt the zombie" with a dead dog on a fishing reel or something.
Two things that I'd do, then: make people used to seeing zombies in the street, and make people used to reading about a zombie invasion.
Suddenly, my shambling minions of darkness could be in the fucking greengrocers, biting your neck off and you'd only think to stop them when your innards were outtards.
Just a thought, right.
*I favour Lizard Warriors and Highly Trained Accountants
