SHIRTS, YOU FUCKERS

[deathboy]

Obnoxious T-Shirts. By me.

'Have created tonnes of simple (often moronically so) slogan-based t-shirt ideas I've had for a while now.

Featuring:

Anonymous Internet Hate Machine - referring to the hilarious Fox article on the evil hax0r group "anonymous"
Your Ideas are Intriguing to Me (and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter)
Your Livejournal is Shit
I Put Words on Cats (you know - to make them funny)
YR CORROZIONS (sing them 2 me)
Tits or GTFO
DeathBoy is a Cunt
ASCII Norks

I shall spend this Whitby wearing nothing but t-shirts of my own design...

Those shirts that feature slogans off The Internets only have a fiddy pee (£0.50) markup, because I spent a short while setting them up. Ones that are more original (if hardly that creative) have a quid or two markup.

Obviously, with all of these, you are entirely welcome to just reacreate any of the designs using SpreadShirt's flash-confabulator (exactly as I did) and avoid giving me a single fiddy pee of your readies - I would not mind in the least.

SPOILER WARNING:

The last shirt design contains (is) a gratuitous Harry Potter spoiler. If your internets sensibilities are delicate and easily offended, please do not look at the second page. That's rather the point of the shirts (kudos to HauntedUnix for the idea, and the shirts feature no commission, because that kind of entertainment belongs to us all...)

Comments

[cricketcat7.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha, I love the "Your ideas are intriguing" one. I would so buy that.

[kev36663.livejournal.com]

How much do Spreadshirt pay in commission?

I'm considering doing a couple of t-shirt designs so am looking at the options :-)

[http://users.livejournal.com/loucifer_/]

Heh, awesome!!! Of course, being me, I looked at the shirts before I read the bit about the HP spoiler :D

[wildilocks.livejournal.com]

Those are bloody awesome, if you were producing them yourself I'd ask if I could buy wholesale :)

[shesmymonkey.livejournal.com]

I'd wear the cats one. Worried about the ones you ordered with terrorist etc wrten on them - will you get stopped and into trouvle with policey types for that? Hope not!

[shiftplusone.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, i need some new tshirts.


I want one with;
"You left your eyebrows on my pillow"

[emptysockets.livejournal.com]

You're doing it wrong sir.

Anonymous
Internet Hate Machine.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

'was kinda deliberate, and partially a product of the typography available on the confabulator.

Ideally, I wanted the image from the start of the Fox sequence, too, but that was doomed not to happen on a black shirt.

[emptysockets.livejournal.com]

Fair enough, great choice regardless, my hat off to you sir...

Where's my hat?

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

you need an... INTERNET HAT MACHINE

[emptysockets.livejournal.com]

Editing shortly

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

is this more like what you had in mind?

[emptysockets.livejournal.com]

Purchased!

Here sir, you have won an internets and become an hero.

[-lexx.livejournal.com]

What's a Snape?

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

it's an ANONYMOUS INTERNET HATE MACHINE.

[-lexx.livejournal.com]

And it dies? Shame.

Darn you living my dreams! I always half planned to do T-Shirts.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

well... do it, dude, it's like goths, free and easy!

[-lexx.livejournal.com]

Or I could sit here and play X-Box 360......

Do a "Free to a good home" shirt for lonely singles and I'll be happy.

[dyfferent.livejournal.com]

While it is highly unlikely that I shall attend Whitby, I must still implore you to wear some pants as well.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

DENIED.