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[deathboy]

MarryOurDaughter.com

That is... mindblowing. That's got to be a spoof, right? The testimonials page just can't be real.

[via, yet again, ninjagirl, queen of wrong]

[edit]: Yeah, I think it pretty definitely is a spoof ;) It carries the following text at the bottom, under the copyright line, in a tiny black font:

marriage arranged Russian Philippines mail-order bride matchmaker forced child slave prostitute hooker whore escort sell teen sexy sex childwatch naked abuse pervert wife preteen sex toy buy money sold traditionally tradition history marry obedient price parent young single own horror polygamy sex rape slavery American husband hot blonde brunette redhead 13 14 15 16 17 underage save stop illegal teenage delinquent juvenile family money need foreclosure losing virgin escort looking shopping

So yeah. I doubt that's real. Thank bloody fuck :)

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[figg.livejournal.com]

Quick edit there.

It looks like a parody :)

[margoeve.livejournal.com]

Elkor was talking to me about this yesterday. He was litterally getting nausious reading them.

I'd love it to be no more than a parody. I'm getting sick looking at it.

[jaketherat.livejournal.com]

Being added to the Deatboy channel appears to have sent their server into meltdown...

[miss-soap.livejournal.com]

It's broken :)

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

it seems to be up and down like a whore's drawers... if you f5 it a little, it usually responds eventually.

[ebonyraine.livejournal.com]

Goth children be afraid:

“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.

Fake as this may be, it might be a good threat later in life: "You cheer up, missy, or we'll marry you off to some man in another country and buy a jacuzzi!"

[welshmalign.livejournal.com]

that text appears to have vanished, however the words, slave and preteen do both appear in the meta keywords so read into that what you will...

the references it gives regarding bride prices are quite interesting, wikipedia, The Watchtower and biblequotes.com... hrmmm,

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

That's fucking weird! They've actually edited the site to remove the text by the looks!

[taliszanna.livejournal.com]

Apache/1.3.33 Server at www.marryourdaughter.com Port 80

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

F5.

[taliszanna.livejournal.com]

k

[taliszanna.livejournal.com]

=awesome

[gaius-octavian.livejournal.com]

No daughters for you!