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deathboyUpgrading to First Class for £15 - because, seriously, FUCK sitting next to other people.
£15 to not be boxed in by Nervous Student Man, Porky Businessman Who's Never Seen a Man With Nailvarnish Before and Brusque Rude Cunt Man.
The last feller showed up last and greeted me with a scowl and friendly "You're in my seat." I was, so as to not force Nervous Student Man to have to get up needlessly to gain access to my seat, but a little manners? Cunt. He then shunts my laptop out of the way on the shelf (which isn't short of space, he jut wants his bag next to him), notices my raised eyebrows and belches "oh, wuz that yours?"
I now have legroom, nobody sitting on any side of me and a cup of tea. So, aye. Fucking fifteen knicker well spent. The problem with public transport is the inmates.
£15 to not be boxed in by Nervous Student Man, Porky Businessman Who's Never Seen a Man With Nailvarnish Before and Brusque Rude Cunt Man.
The last feller showed up last and greeted me with a scowl and friendly "You're in my seat." I was, so as to not force Nervous Student Man to have to get up needlessly to gain access to my seat, but a little manners? Cunt. He then shunts my laptop out of the way on the shelf (which isn't short of space, he jut wants his bag next to him), notices my raised eyebrows and belches "oh, wuz that yours?"
I now have legroom, nobody sitting on any side of me and a cup of tea. So, aye. Fucking fifteen knicker well spent. The problem with public transport is the inmates.
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Not here ... Just passing through
Date: 2007-09-30 10:37 pm (UTC)I hear you're a daddy now too - Tremble mortals!
What's his/her/it's name?
Am I allowed to experiment on it yet?
Anyway ... Just passing through (will not be back on LJ ever) ... noticed this post and thought ...
LEARN TO DRIVE!
But seriously, folks ... apart from the dreariness of traffic-jams, your own transport has many things to recommend it
1) No 'others'
2) You can smoke as much as you like
3) You can come and go to your own schedule and go anywhere you like ... rather than places you don't really want to that are 50 miles from where you DO want to go, only to find that the last conection left 3 days ago and there won't be another for 3 months!
4) As long as you stay under the limit, you can drink whilst driving - It really ruins the Filth's day, when they breathalyse you, only to find that you blow green ... Take THAT, you fuckers!
5) You can take a lot more stuff with you, much more easily
6) You always have somewhere dry (if not exactly warm) to sleep
7) You can run people down
There are plenty of others, but I'm sure you can figure them out for yourself
Anyway, I'm off now ... Don't hold your breath
If you wanna contact me, you've got my number
Seeya