Now we begin to understand what makes him such an unflappable host: whilst interviewing the great and the good, no matter how powerful the individual he needs only to reflect on the fact that his cock is enormous and feel at ease.
Those more offended by the sight of Mr Wogan's undercarriage might feel inclined to remark that "He has a cock for radio". Radio Two listeners should reflect on this and try to imagine what state of ardour he is in as he addresses them.
Oh GOD. O_O DAMN you... How in the bloody rot am I now going to do my medical anatomy/terminology exam, later today?? I'll have some Joe's ugly, bulging WANG thrusting nearly through his pants at the world. MR. WOGAN, GET SOME SODDING UNDERWEAR, PLEASE.
Not only that, but I'm really not so fond o' the old twig'n'berries, eh. It's the ladies for me, about 98% of the time. If only I could be apathetic towards dinks, but I'm really not. I see a nude man and think either "Whatever" or "Sure, he looks nice" until it gets to somewhere about the groin, after which point it's "OH GOD, WHAT IS THAT."
So, yes, Wogan's horse desperately needs to be reigned in. o_o For the mental sanity of young lesbians everywhere.
Disgusted of Penge unaware until now that any man on TV other than Linford Christie was still in possession of the necessary accoutrements. The nation rushes to crochet covers for the piano legs.
Next they'll be raging that they can see the shape of breasts through dresses.
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Can't. Wash. Memory.
ARGH
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There's only one thing for you: The Elephant Fisting Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2y_LEbdEVE
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>_
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*blink*
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*masturbates furiously*
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I'm not saying I think it is, I'm just curious. I'd be disappointed because, well any big dick is a good thing.
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Those more offended by the sight of Mr Wogan's undercarriage might feel inclined to remark that "He has a cock for radio". Radio Two listeners should reflect on this and try to imagine what state of ardour he is in as he addresses them.
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Not only that, but I'm really not so fond o' the old twig'n'berries, eh. It's the ladies for me, about 98% of the time. If only I could be apathetic towards dinks, but I'm really not. I see a nude man and think either "Whatever" or "Sure, he looks nice" until it gets to somewhere about the groin, after which point it's "OH GOD, WHAT IS THAT."
So, yes, Wogan's horse desperately needs to be reigned in. o_o For the mental sanity of young lesbians everywhere.
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This is traumatizing.
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WOGAN HAS PENIS SHOCKER
Disgusted of Penge unaware until now that any man on TV other than Linford Christie was still in possession of the necessary accoutrements. The nation rushes to crochet covers for the piano legs.
Next they'll be raging that they can see the shape of breasts through dresses.
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It's a girl-Wogan
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RETRY WANG-O
and
TERRY O'WANG
and also WAGNER TORY
I'm getting a bit too carried away...