"religion, eh? shit it all." - Stephen Fry

[deathboy]

Sudan demo over jailed UK teacher

Noooooooo, stop there.

They're not protesting because she's jailed.

They're protesting because they want her killed.

a) Fuck Sudan.

b) I propose everyone who thinks these people are behaving like ridiculous, medieval twats name something offensive Mohammed, and blog about it :D

I've just named three small teddybears and my own penis "Mohammed" :D

Up yours!

Comments

[jenova-red.livejournal.com]

I've just named three small teddybears and my own penis "Mohammed" :D

Does this mean that we all have to say "Peace Be Upon Him" each time we reference your cock? :)

Go on, stroke Mohammed[1]. With love. Until he weeps with joy. You know you want to.

[1]PBUH

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

As mentioned on IRC, see also:
http://sqrrl101.livejournal.com/257435.html

[edwards.livejournal.com]

Considered it, done it, named the pile of puke the cat left on the stair Muhammad. Then named the cat Mohamad. Then named one of her turds Mohamed. Then named a toenail clipping Mohammad.

But I'm not racist. I also named my Penis "God".

[buzz-chick.livejournal.com]

So what does Mohammed look like?


*slapping self*


(bah... jenova_red beat me to the joke.) :)

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

heh - there's a macro of 'Mo' kicking around...

[edwards.livejournal.com]

If your penis is Mohammed, does it now seek out sexually immature girls to wed (and fuck mercilessly, one assumes).

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

It's not paedophilia if you're a prophet.

M'lud.

[edwards.livejournal.com]

Ah, the Jonathon King defence :D

[edwards.livejournal.com]

http://www.smegma.ca/ - every one is called Mohammed, btw.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

duuuuuuuuuude :P

[edwards.livejournal.com]

I'm not implying in any way, shape or form that the penii featured upon that site resemble Scott's OWN Mohammed. They are merely generic Mohammeds.

damn lawyers

[poggs.livejournal.com]

C|N>K

[synthclarion.livejournal.com]

I have dubbed my love for this comment 'Mohammed', because it is enormous and pulsating.

[shadowofsummer.livejournal.com]

Yet naming your kids Mohammed is fine. Which I don't understand.

[reddragdiva]

Piece be upon him.

[miss-glitch.livejournal.com]

Why do we give Sudan aid again?!

[deviblue.livejournal.com]

but only the boys...apparently

[deviblue.livejournal.com]

don't suppose you know where we can get 50,000 teddy bears, 50,000 'my name is ...' labels, some pens and a long range teddy bear cannon, do you?

[trav28.livejournal.com]

Considered it, done it, named the pile of puke the cat left on the stair Muhammad. Then named the cat Mohamad. Then named one of her turds Mohamed. Then named a toenail clipping Mohammad.

Best fricking comment of the day. Hats off to you, my sir. I have a lump of mouldy cheese in the fridge but I was planning on calling it Gordon.

[edwards.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't want them to be gender-confused.

[edwards.livejournal.com]

You misheard. It's AIDS. We gave them AIDS.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

HAPPY AIDS DAY!

[edwards.livejournal.com]

Yes.

But the temptation to call them all "Slim Shady" is very strong. I think Eminem needs to be renamed Mohammed. But not in a "Cat Stevens" way.

[edwards.livejournal.com]

Damnit.
I LOL'd.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

I wonnnnnder...

We ought to be able to find the address of that school, right?

I wonder how much it costs to fedex to Sudan. It'd be worth it.