"religion, eh? shit it all." - Stephen Fry

[deathboy]

Sudan demo over jailed UK teacher

Noooooooo, stop there.

They're not protesting because she's jailed.

They're protesting because they want her killed.

a) Fuck Sudan.

b) I propose everyone who thinks these people are behaving like ridiculous, medieval twats name something offensive Mohammed, and blog about it :D

I've just named three small teddybears and my own penis "Mohammed" :D

Up yours!

Comments

[jenova-red.livejournal.com]

I've just named three small teddybears and my own penis "Mohammed" :D

Does this mean that we all have to say "Peace Be Upon Him" each time we reference your cock? :)

Go on, stroke Mohammed[1]. With love. Until he weeps with joy. You know you want to.

[1]PBUH

[poggs.livejournal.com]

C|N>K

[synthclarion.livejournal.com]

I have dubbed my love for this comment 'Mohammed', because it is enormous and pulsating.

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

As mentioned on IRC, see also:
http://sqrrl101.livejournal.com/257435.html

[edwards.livejournal.com]

Considered it, done it, named the pile of puke the cat left on the stair Muhammad. Then named the cat Mohamad. Then named one of her turds Mohamed. Then named a toenail clipping Mohammad.

But I'm not racist. I also named my Penis "God".

[trav28.livejournal.com]

Considered it, done it, named the pile of puke the cat left on the stair Muhammad. Then named the cat Mohamad. Then named one of her turds Mohamed. Then named a toenail clipping Mohammad.

Best fricking comment of the day. Hats off to you, my sir. I have a lump of mouldy cheese in the fridge but I was planning on calling it Gordon.

[buzz-chick.livejournal.com]

So what does Mohammed look like?


*slapping self*


(bah... jenova_red beat me to the joke.) :)

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

heh - there's a macro of 'Mo' kicking around...

[shadowofsummer.livejournal.com]

Yet naming your kids Mohammed is fine. Which I don't understand.

[deviblue.livejournal.com]

but only the boys...apparently

[miss-glitch.livejournal.com]

Why do we give Sudan aid again?!

[edwards.livejournal.com]

You misheard. It's AIDS. We gave them AIDS.

[deviblue.livejournal.com]

don't suppose you know where we can get 50,000 teddy bears, 50,000 'my name is ...' labels, some pens and a long range teddy bear cannon, do you?

[edwards.livejournal.com]

Yes.

But the temptation to call them all "Slim Shady" is very strong. I think Eminem needs to be renamed Mohammed. But not in a "Cat Stevens" way.

[sclerotic-rings.livejournal.com]

"three small teddybears and my own penis"

Aren't all of those the same thing? *ducking*

[glensc.livejournal.com]

Something that seems to be comletely glossed over, she didn't name it the kids in the class did.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

yyyyyyyyip.

[danblood.livejournal.com]

It's time for a deathboy t-shirt campaign road trip to Sudan..

[shesmymonkey.livejournal.com]

i. could. fucking. scream.

she should come back to the uk to teach the kids of people who... wait, aren't most the kids over here now probably islamists?

actually, i've no problem with our multiculturally diverseness - i worked in a school where my ethnic origin was a minority, it was nice. but if people are going to be so pathetic, they can have a bunch of abuse back!

[genie22.livejournal.com]

Whilst my way of life (Buddhism) doesn't do violent protest/see the Buddha as an idol/God; I can't sympathise with his image being used on sex toys/toilet seats/clothing. If someone tries to represents Jesus/Mohammed in this way, they get punished; I'd like to know why some religions get the piss taken and not others.

[mistersuperhate.livejournal.com]

There are a awful lot of funny ass groups on facebook now..

My faveourites being

Personally, I think Mohammed is a quality name for a teddy bear. (http://qmul.facebook.com/search_redirect.php?q=bear,mohammed&fc=0&gc=55&cl=300&rc=55&rank=5&friends=0&sns=0&k=200000010&t=2&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fgroup.php%3Fgid%3D14817710443&k=200000010")

and

Mohammed's Teddy Bear Picnic (http://qmul.facebook.com/search_redirect.php?q=bear,mohammed&fc=0&gc=55&cl=300&rc=55&rank=9&friends=0&sns=0&k=200000010&t=2&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fgroup.php%3Fgid%3D7528609609&k=200000010)

[skonen-blades.livejournal.com]

That was awesome. I totally misread your entry. I thought that people were protesting *the fact* that they want her killed until I went to the article. I wish you could have seen my face. I was all like "Thousands crowded the streets in Sudan today to campaign for a harsher sentence....wait, what?" I swear I almost made sure it wasn't from The Onion.

I'm all for religious freedom but I just can't bend my head around that part of the world sometimes. I mean, *kill* her?

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

I guess it's a fairly strife-torn area of the world BEFORE you rope in religious extremism, but it totally does my head in, too. :/

[numb3r-5ev3n.livejournal.com]

If this whole incident has just caused me to lose a hell of a lot of sympathy for the folks in this strife-torn nation, does that make me a horrible person?

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

no, I feel the same way. as someone mentioned to me recently - "hang on, don't we send aid over there? nice!"

[prosperine.livejournal.com]

given my personal circumstances I am ALL about the killing of teachers right now...BUT only for stealing my air.. not for allowing a kid to name a teddt... ffs.. we allow these people to breath?!

In tripute I names my swprd fish mohammed, and the pan mohammed, and the capers (individually) mohammed and the olives and tomatos the disciples of mohammed, and they were all very tasted and i thank God and may godesses when I ate the collective mohammeds

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

you've clearly gone bonkers :D

[privateskylark.livejournal.com]

After I read about this I turned to my Dad and proclaimed that my next shit would be named Mohammed.

[smarriveurr.livejournal.com]

b) I propose everyone who thinks these people are behaving like ridiculous, medieval twats name something offensive Mohammed

Well, I looked around, for the most offensive thing I can find... the verdict is in. I christen thee "Mohammed." ;)

[genie22.livejournal.com]

Agree Teddybeargate has gone too far - it shouldn't even be an issue.

Am surprised Miliband couldn't get her out of jail; he's just not tough enough.

[kilinrax.livejournal.com]

You know that somewhere out there, there has to be a furry named Mohammed.

I think you know what to do.

[molotov-bitch.livejournal.com]

I think it's less about the fact of what she did, and more the fact that she's a Westerner doing it. They want to make an example of her to the West. If it had been one of their own I bet they wouldn't be half as mad about it.

[selectnone.livejournal.com]

Do you think they'd mind if I called Sudan Mohammed?

Re: Courts in Sudan

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing this is a "life isn't exactly a bed of roses over there" comment?