wankers of the world, unite

[deathboy]

Study: Masturbation May Prevent Prostate Cancer [via flemco]

VINDICATED!

(ok, it's via fox :P)

Comments

[sistercarrion.livejournal.com]

What a great survey to take.. Question: Are you a wanker? Why yes I am good sir!

[nniaa.livejournal.com]

Billy Corgan has been claiming since the 90s that on his doctor's advice he has to ejaculate at least three times a day.

[geekboy-uk.livejournal.com]

If you'll excuse me to flush out carcinogens.

[mrflesh.livejournal.com]

Awesome. I feel so much better about my mis-spent youth!!

[cunabula.livejournal.com]

Great, now I have an excuse to get my thumb out of my arse and get on with something more useful.

Could you find their studies that prove smoking prevents lung cancer and drinking prevents liver damage as well?

I think it's filed next to the one where they found that giving Americans guns is a fundamentally bad idea.

[wrong1.livejournal.com]

Apparently, if you do it into the face of a treasured family pet while shouting the national anthem, it's even better.

[fitfool.livejournal.com]

Fox is just rehashing old news (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm). So you could wank for your health since 2003 :)