25 things meme
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deathboy1: Scott was born in France, in the future.
2: Scott lives invisibly and upside down within the walls of your house.
3: Scott does not require oxygen to breathe, but he does find it invaluable in his pursuit of success in international baloon-puppetry.
4: Scott is every woman, it's all in him.
5: In 1994, Scott declared himself invulnerable. History has proven this to be 100% accurate.
6: Scott's favourite TV show is Endemol's "Fucking with Wolves", a reality show in which male contestants dangle their genitals twixt the open jaws of sleeping adult wolves, in an attempt to secure the love of Jade Goodie.
7: Scott once dislocated his right thumb, breakdancing in Greece.
8: Scott is now over 28% bionic. The majority of his upgrades form a steam-driven web-server located in his lower thorax.
9: In Czech, Scott's name means "The Goose that Shat Itself Inside Out"
10: Scott invented the helicopter, and was the first to suffer from "Helicopter Tit", a mild burning sensation in the right nipple, caused by too much time spent punching Sparrows when they shit on your helicopter.
11: Scott once wove a rudimentary hut from liquorice, which he lived in for three years, until it was summarily purchased by a giant, for over 4,000 Euros.
12: Scott's initials form the basis of an incredibly rude joke, regarding things he's done to members of your family. The mnemonic expansion of this joke is only known to a dark Tibetan monk, who has turned half-mad due to the hilarity contained in the thing Scott chose to rhyme with your Mom's name.
13: Scott may only eat backwards.
14: Scott creates mashups by Royal Appointment, and is regularly called upon by the Queen to put a Donk on Prince Philip. He is the Royal Selecta.
15: Scott has an outfit that looks exactly like himself. He derives pleasure knowing that you are never aware that he's wearing it.
16: In Wales, Scott is known as "El Bastardo del Este".
17: Scott is a master of disguise and can perfectly impersonate anyone he pleases. He looks the way he does because science has decreed this to be the perfect shape.
18: Scott is his favourite colour's favourite person.
19: Dickens once wrote that when you were tired of Scott, you were some kind of insane pervert.
20: Scott once overdosed on Ovaltine, to prove it could be done.
21: Scott can swear in 19 languages, and is particularly lurid about your mother in 4.
22: Scott once visited the North Pole, in order to give it a stern talking to, after a disagreement on the internet.
23: To weaken Scott, it is rumoured that you must lure him to Basingstoke, and surround him in a circle made of Pilchards. Though this isn't said to weaken him very much.
24: Scott is well known to have successfully brought Sexy Back some 7 years prior to the release of the song by Justin Timberlake, who is now terrified to leave the house, following a series of threats sent by Scott, graphically describing his impending demise, encoded in delicate patterns on the underside of the beaks of Justin's pet Peacocks.
25: Scott is the inventor of the Internal Burkha, a garment that can be swallowed in pill form, to satisfy the demands of hijab from the inside, out.
Having read this list, you are to write 25 things about yourself on the back of a postage stamp, which you feed to an ailing woodlouse. Under no circumstances are you to tell anyone, tag anyone, speak to anyone about anything, ever, or propogate this meme. Capiche?
2: Scott lives invisibly and upside down within the walls of your house.
3: Scott does not require oxygen to breathe, but he does find it invaluable in his pursuit of success in international baloon-puppetry.
4: Scott is every woman, it's all in him.
5: In 1994, Scott declared himself invulnerable. History has proven this to be 100% accurate.
6: Scott's favourite TV show is Endemol's "Fucking with Wolves", a reality show in which male contestants dangle their genitals twixt the open jaws of sleeping adult wolves, in an attempt to secure the love of Jade Goodie.
7: Scott once dislocated his right thumb, breakdancing in Greece.
8: Scott is now over 28% bionic. The majority of his upgrades form a steam-driven web-server located in his lower thorax.
9: In Czech, Scott's name means "The Goose that Shat Itself Inside Out"
10: Scott invented the helicopter, and was the first to suffer from "Helicopter Tit", a mild burning sensation in the right nipple, caused by too much time spent punching Sparrows when they shit on your helicopter.
11: Scott once wove a rudimentary hut from liquorice, which he lived in for three years, until it was summarily purchased by a giant, for over 4,000 Euros.
12: Scott's initials form the basis of an incredibly rude joke, regarding things he's done to members of your family. The mnemonic expansion of this joke is only known to a dark Tibetan monk, who has turned half-mad due to the hilarity contained in the thing Scott chose to rhyme with your Mom's name.
13: Scott may only eat backwards.
14: Scott creates mashups by Royal Appointment, and is regularly called upon by the Queen to put a Donk on Prince Philip. He is the Royal Selecta.
15: Scott has an outfit that looks exactly like himself. He derives pleasure knowing that you are never aware that he's wearing it.
16: In Wales, Scott is known as "El Bastardo del Este".
17: Scott is a master of disguise and can perfectly impersonate anyone he pleases. He looks the way he does because science has decreed this to be the perfect shape.
18: Scott is his favourite colour's favourite person.
19: Dickens once wrote that when you were tired of Scott, you were some kind of insane pervert.
20: Scott once overdosed on Ovaltine, to prove it could be done.
21: Scott can swear in 19 languages, and is particularly lurid about your mother in 4.
22: Scott once visited the North Pole, in order to give it a stern talking to, after a disagreement on the internet.
23: To weaken Scott, it is rumoured that you must lure him to Basingstoke, and surround him in a circle made of Pilchards. Though this isn't said to weaken him very much.
24: Scott is well known to have successfully brought Sexy Back some 7 years prior to the release of the song by Justin Timberlake, who is now terrified to leave the house, following a series of threats sent by Scott, graphically describing his impending demise, encoded in delicate patterns on the underside of the beaks of Justin's pet Peacocks.
25: Scott is the inventor of the Internal Burkha, a garment that can be swallowed in pill form, to satisfy the demands of hijab from the inside, out.
Having read this list, you are to write 25 things about yourself on the back of a postage stamp, which you feed to an ailing woodlouse. Under no circumstances are you to tell anyone, tag anyone, speak to anyone about anything, ever, or propogate this meme. Capiche?
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Date: 2009-02-01 02:13 pm (UTC)*Not done in googletranslator at all.
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Date: 2009-02-02 02:59 am (UTC)His chalice gives him superhuman abilities, and I'm willing to bet number 23 is the only way to stop him. I've heard mind badgers work too.
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Date: 2009-02-01 07:10 pm (UTC)Mind, I thought they were all true.
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Date: 2009-02-03 03:14 am (UTC)I *knew* it!
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