deathboy | Disagree with my balls!

It's 3am, I have to be up at 8:30, I'm overworked and underslept.

Which is precisely the right time to unfurl this Community Wot I Made:

penis_names

Hi there, I'm

deathboy.

My little brother has invented many excellent things (the concept of 'raping himself', for instance - that is, masturbating while shouting "Nooooo!").

We once had a conversation about names for penises (lads, you've all had them) - everyone in the group shared theirs - a few lads had not got around to naming theirs yet and we duly workshopped them some new monikers, but when it came to my little bro, we asked:

"So, what's yours called, then?"

To which he smiled and said "Mine's called Truth"

"Why?"

He replied, very matter-of-factly: "Because Truth hurts."

Genius.

I've never really found a satisfying name for mine, it's been known by a selection of juvenile handles, "Mr Happy", "Wang Commander Smythe", "What I Think of You" (don't make me show you What I Think of You) and so forth, and just today, "Ice-cream" (who doesn't like Ice-cream? "I scream, you scream, we all scream for Ice-cream", etc) - but a fitting, life-long nickname eludes me.

And so I made this group, for people to:

* Share the name of their Old Chap

* Share amusing names you have encountered (perhaps we could build a dictionary - no pun)

* Share anecdotes pertaining to Todger Taxonomy

and, optionally

* Request a name for a currently anonymous Spam Javelin.

If you are asking for suggestions, then maybe give us a little background as to your life, personality or other salient details.

I won't for a moment guarantee that this community is work-safe, but this is definitely not a place to post pictures of your cock. These will be summarily ridiculed before you're banned, so let's keep it caged for now, eh?

Let the Naming commence.

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I'm Scott DeathBoy, a misanthropic game-coder and wannabe rockstar, with a strictly standard-issue Pork Sword.

I'm in my 30s, it definitely works (I have made a son and heir) and I'm under no illusions as to the fact that it makes some 90% of my life decisions.

Suggestions? (I realise these will be largely derogatory - that's part of the fun).

I promise to use the most apt name for at least one year, demand that my girlfriend adopts it in bedroom conversation, and introduce myself at parties as "Hi, I'm Scott and my cock's called _____".

Game on.

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I'm going to bed soon. Give me an inbox full of horror to wake up to.