Just a poon full of sugar

[deathboy]

INTERNETS!

Help me. I cannot find Mary Poppins pornography, and this makes me sad.

I know that there's a porn star called Cherry Poppins, but she's rubbish and nothing like Mary Poppins, it's just a pun name.

I think Julie Andrews also had the occasional topless role, but that's not what I'm looking for.

Surely, somewhere, there must be some kind of porn spoof of Mary Poppins. I simply cannot be the only male in the world who grew up with that particular fantasy.

Any ideas, interwebsters and googlemonsters?

Rule 34 must not be broken!

Comments

[dj-spider.livejournal.com]

Well, seeing as you won't see children in ANY adult movies that are legal (even fully clothed, it's just plain ICK), the closest you're probably going to get is the Naughty Nanny series:

http://vod.xpeeps.com/dispatcher/movieDetail?movieId=81590&theaterId=32372

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

I hadn't thought about that aspect of it.

hah!

Maybe that's why it's not been done, although I wouldn't imagine that would stop an enterprising studio... they'd just dress up adult actors as kids if it was necessary to feature them, i'm sure :P

[devalmont.livejournal.com]

There's no reason at all why ANY porn film wouldn't be enriched by the addition of MIDGETS.

[zastrazzi.livejournal.com]

Hell, even a quick short utilizing a perv'd up version of A Spoonful Of Sugar Helps The Medicine Go Down.

[ruzsa.livejournal.com]

Too bad there was not a medic in that film to change the above with... Just going with context, you know? ;)

[prosperine.livejournal.com]

http://sketchshorty.com/poppins.html

i have been provided with this

[sarah-mum.livejournal.com]

Dick Van Dyke's "old bamboo" would convert particularly well.

[sarah-mum.livejournal.com]

Bugger! I've just been told that's in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, not Poppins.

[incarnated-joy.livejournal.com]

Well I have an old fashioned white pinafore, a parrot headed umbrella and a bottle of rum I'm willing to call medicine. So see you in a half hour with the video camera round back? :P

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

Spit-spot! :)

[drcuriosity]

Practically puts out in every way?

[ruzsa.livejournal.com]

Not just every way -- in the most "de-light-ful wa-a-a-ay!"

[myriadofsins.livejournal.com]

Dude, the answer is clear- make your own.

[witchywillow77.livejournal.com]

THIS

well ...

[btripp.livejournal.com]

I know you said it wasn't what you were looking for ... but there was this one notorious scene in the movie "S.O.B." where Julie Andrews Mary Poppins comes out and rips off the top of her dress ... which had quite the shock value. This is, of course, "out there": http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n130/voiceindrag/julie_andrews022.jpg

Figured you'd want to have that filed away the next time you start re-writing the "medicine goes down" lyrics.

Heh ...


(http://btripp.ning.com)

Re: well ...

[bishopjoey.livejournal.com]

The best part of that scene in SOB, done with the character hepped up on goofballs is when, tearing off the top of the dress, she says "See my boobies?"

Wow. Need to get a copy of that. Another movie to which my darling will reply "that was a comedy?" no doubt.

[steam-doll.livejournal.com]

Now I really wish I had video of my friends' drag performance from a few years ago: they did a drag version of "A Spoonful of Sugar" that involved a riding crop and a few other things. Not porn, but hilaaaarious. And yes, one was a girl playing a little boy.