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yessssss, die, you smug, grinning mass-murdering genocidal fucking scumbag, DIE, you fucking inhuman piece of shit.

you are fucking DIRECTLY responsible for thousands of needless deaths, you grinning genocidal cock-end. I will live long enough to see your eye-sockets raped by wolves, so help me god.

before this planet is done spinning, I shall pay locusts to fill your pores with their seed and burst your fucking skin a thousand times over, so you can begin to pay back the horror you've caused on this earth, blair.

we will START by fisting you with a broken bottle.

come here, smiler. give my knife a kiss.

Date: 2009-10-30 10:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alterred.livejournal.com
So you're saying he can't rely on your vote?

Date: 2009-10-30 10:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
I vote for him to get raped by wolves.

It wasn't on the ballot form, but I wrote it on in biro, in joined-up writing and everything.

Date: 2009-10-30 10:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hamsterhotep.livejournal.com
Wolverhampton? All of it?

That'd take a while, wouldn't it?

Date: 2009-10-30 11:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alterred.livejournal.com
I think he means just the footbal team.

:D

Date: 2009-10-30 11:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hamsterhotep.livejournal.com
Ah. Makes sense really.

Still something of a problem with dribbling though, but what can you do (Some kind of bucket between Tony's legs to catch the excess?)?

Date: 2009-10-30 11:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] untermensch.livejournal.com
President of the fucking EU indeed. If the "job is big enough" he says.

Fucking smug, smarmy, reptilian, lying, integrity-less, conscience-less arrogant fuckbag.
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Date: 2009-10-30 11:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
I am a certified lupine genital abuse operative.

Date: 2009-10-30 11:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] megashrike.livejournal.com
I have this feeling you don't like Tony?

Date: 2009-10-30 12:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wehmuth.livejournal.com
What's the going rate for hiring locusts?

Date: 2009-10-30 12:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wehmuth.livejournal.com
Pricey, but far better value as a "stimulus package".

Date: 2009-10-30 02:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smarriveurr.livejournal.com
Well, at those prices, you'd save a lot by just having them focus on his "package"... and it would definitely be a stimulus...

Date: 2009-10-30 02:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ed-dirt.livejournal.com
No, don't hold back, tell us how you really feel.

Date: 2009-10-30 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ed-dirt.livejournal.com
Blair going for this position is almost as bad as Bush going for it.

I'm fucking thrilled to see on the front page of the Guardian that his chances are headed from slim to get the fuck outta here.

Date: 2009-10-30 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com
did you read the arrogant sack of shit saying he would take the role "if the job was big enough"??

un-be-fucking-lievable cunt.

I will drill his fucking veins out with my barbed penis.

Date: 2009-10-30 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ed-dirt.livejournal.com
I guess ruining the Labour Party and leaving us to the fucking Tories wasn't quite big enough for the Walking Wall of Teeth.

Date: 2009-10-30 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ed-dirt.livejournal.com
oh, and o.t. I am back on my old sim (07813717554). Sorry i won't be at the party tonight. Break a leg, i will get out to ne of your gigs one of these not too distant days.

what was the date of your stag do at the all-bar-one? I am still pursuing their disregard for disabled access, and i have a solicitor helping me.

i will make them change

or pay.

Date: 2009-10-30 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alterred.livejournal.com
It is like something out of a series of bad horror movies though...y'know you eradicated the baddie and are now trying to pick up the peices when suddenly *BAM* it's the sequel, except his bigger and badder. I fully expect him to return, for part three of the triology, as President of the World!

Muhahahahahahah!
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