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[deathboy]

i am a staggeringly high-functioning drunk.

At some point last night, I apparently ploughed my entire farm and sowed a week's worth of fucking crops in Farmville

(for those free of this sickening blight on the digital world, it's a weirdly addictive but entirely assinine farm-simulation "game" on facebook).

Woke up and went "shiiiit, I'll have loads of withered crops..."

*checks*

No. Even though I can't remember going to sleep, I apparently had the presence of mind to sit down and spend 20 minutes on AN IMAGINARY FUCKING FARMYARD LAST NIGHT.

christ.

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[alterred.livejournal.com]

Farmville.

Disapointed, dude!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_grimtales_/]

Everyone knows Deathcampville is where it's at.

[shadowofsummer.livejournal.com]

Do you have a pink tractor? One of the women in my office was very excited the day she finally had enough money to buy one.

[cathandtheskunk.livejournal.com]

I don't check my email first when I log in anymore. I check my farm. Then my zoo. It's quite sad.

[untermensch.livejournal.com]

Mate of mine did this while drunk/tired...

[bluehelen.livejournal.com]

Wot Mikey said.

[mechanicaljack.livejournal.com]

You're like Tyler Durden, only you farm instead of fight.

The first rule of farm club is you don't talk about farm club.

[wev.livejournal.com]

lmao

[lineoutrecords.livejournal.com]

Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong. Does your drunk self not realise there's porn on this here internet?

[armalyterecords.livejournal.com]

Its all about the Mafia Wars. And porn, obviously...

[ed-dirt.livejournal.com]

this is the funniest post I've read all day.

[kelvinator.livejournal.com]

I have not yet set my alarm to wake me up at 5am to reap the lucrative 4-hour crops - but I have thougt about it.

The animals are cute and they talk to me.

[elegy-of-flames.livejournal.com]

Sorry to bother you, but have you seen my hamster? I'm worried that something bad might've happened...

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

ello there!

hopefully he's been in touch? he was safe (if tired) when I saw him last yesterday!

[elegy-of-flames.livejournal.com]

No, apparently he's been snoring, Zeke told me he was there and safe. Would you have contact details for them by any chance? He's got my phone but it's not on! LOL

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

oh! righto!

I'm afraid I don't, actually have a number for any of them! decent chance I'll see someone online that might though, if i do, i'll message you contact details!

[elegy-of-flames.livejournal.com]

That would be much appreciated :)

[elegy-of-flames.livejournal.com]

I got ahold of him, thank you. Now all I need is some torches and a pitchfork... ;)

[herdivineshadow]

I'm not addicted to that only because a horse-breeding game got me first.