You know anyone with half a clue would have used mod_redirect to redirect everyone to a page informing them that the site is down and will be back up later.
Higher life forms blame their lesser counterparts ;)
Actually I blamed Mr Ritzakis himself... I believe the conversation went something like:
Tony: "WHAT YOU DOING?" NaD: "Uhh there is a new ssh exploit, all the servers need patching" Tony: "NO, NO YOU NEED TO DO CODE FOR MY ONLINE SHOP THAT WON'T SELL SHIT" NaD: "But if we do..." Tony: "DON'T TALK BACK TO ME MALAKA MALAKA" >Tony throws shit around >NaD does some shit code that does some pointless task
>a few days later<
Tony: "WAM!NET SAY WE'VE BEEN HACKED" >NaD , who has long since lost any interest in actually doing anything (and is probably asleep in the computer room) has The Boy look into it. dus: We've been owned. dusdus Tony: WHAT IS DUS? dus: err nevermind, someone owned all our linux boxen Tony: WHAT IS OWNED?, WHAT IS BOXEN?, WHAT IS LINUX?... MALAKA! NaD: he means we've been hacked.. I tried to tell you, I needed to update ssh on some of the slackware boxes... it wouldn't have taken long, in fact I did some of them in my spare time. Tony: WHAT? WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING?!?! WHAT DO WE DO NOW? NaD: Well, we need to take down the hacked boxes and rebuild them Tony: NO!!! WE AREN'T TAKING DOWN ANY BOXES NaD: but.. Tony: NO BUT! YOUR FIRED... ALL OF YOU... I TREAT YOU LIKE MY SON AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO!!! MALAKA.. I'M SO FAT MY ASS IS STILL IN GREECE MALAKA MALAKA MALAKA etc
I think you get the point... nobody cared if those machines got owned... in fact I wouldn't be surprised if I did it myself while I was in some kind of weird coma after listening to tony shout.. I'm surprised Jon doesn't have accute tinitus after working there so long
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Date: 2003-03-19 05:35 pm (UTC)freaking hack
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Date: 2003-03-20 01:19 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-03-20 02:29 am (UTC)I say something naive about web technology and NaD teks' 'piss ;)
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Date: 2003-03-20 01:30 am (UTC)MALAKAS!
(:
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Date: 2003-03-20 02:39 am (UTC)Actually I blamed Mr Ritzakis himself... I believe the conversation went something like:
Tony: "WHAT YOU DOING?"
NaD: "Uhh there is a new ssh exploit, all the servers need patching"
Tony: "NO, NO YOU NEED TO DO CODE FOR MY ONLINE SHOP THAT WON'T SELL SHIT"
NaD: "But if we do..."
Tony: "DON'T TALK BACK TO ME MALAKA MALAKA"
>Tony throws shit around
>NaD does some shit code that does some pointless task
>a few days later<
Tony: "WAM!NET SAY WE'VE BEEN HACKED"
>NaD , who has long since lost any interest in actually doing anything (and is probably asleep in the computer room) has The Boy look into it.
dus: We've been owned. dusdus
Tony: WHAT IS DUS?
dus: err nevermind, someone owned all our linux boxen
Tony: WHAT IS OWNED?, WHAT IS BOXEN?, WHAT IS LINUX?... MALAKA!
NaD: he means we've been hacked.. I tried to tell you, I needed to update ssh on some of the slackware boxes... it wouldn't have taken long, in fact I did some of them in my spare time.
Tony: WHAT? WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING?!?! WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
NaD: Well, we need to take down the hacked boxes and rebuild them
Tony: NO!!! WE AREN'T TAKING DOWN ANY BOXES
NaD: but..
Tony: NO BUT! YOUR FIRED... ALL OF YOU... I TREAT YOU LIKE MY SON AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO!!! MALAKA.. I'M SO FAT MY ASS IS STILL IN GREECE MALAKA MALAKA MALAKA etc
I think you get the point... nobody cared if those machines got owned... in fact I wouldn't be surprised if I did it myself while I was in some kind of weird coma after listening to tony shout.. I'm surprised Jon doesn't have accute tinitus after working there so long
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Date: 2003-03-20 04:18 am (UTC)