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[deathboy]

I just got yet another 419 Email...

Nice to see yahoo's picking it up as spam, mind you.

Aww... I almost feel bad for the poor fucker... dad killed... living as a refugee... just his internet terminal and a head full of scams to feed him...

Hang on... except for the dad bit ... *I* live in an oppressive regime with only my ability to con people into funding me for useless web antics to pay the rent...

Shit... wonder if he takes paypal...

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PS: He also gave me his telephone number....needless to say it recieved plenty of calls at ridiculous times in the morning when the guy was obviously asleep. With me shouting:

AHH BROTHER NOOMSI! HELLO BROTHER NOOOMSI, THIS IS IKBAL FROM LAGOS. I MISS YOU VERY MUCH.


huh, wha? Who is this?


NOOMSI MY BROTHER, HOW ARE YOU? OUR MOTHER UM-BUNGO MISSES YOU VERY MUCH; SHE SENDS MANY LOVE YOUR WAY

wha? I think you have the wrong number.

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Most fun ^_^