Question Time
Oct. 29th, 2004 12:52 amI've just hit 600 friends, so let's see what I can't do about that.
I'm guessing a good 3/4 of you are American.
SO.
Trust the yanks to make Question Time into Jerry Springer. Even Michael Moore couldn't help himself, but I was only ashamed at his lack of restraint for making him seem more like the Republican scum and the jeering masses.
It's QUESTION TIME.
It's a British institution in which people of emotive, important, often diametrically opposed opinions debate freely.
Simple mistake on the part of the BBC: trying to host impartial debate in America.
You don't get whooping and jeering on Question Time, not because the people are any more intelligent or polite, but because the participants have a sense of decorum and realise that if you attempt to win the argument through shouting, you're showing quite how utterly pathetic your argument is.
For the wonderful body of yanks reading this that would call me a "pansy" and suggest that a civilised approach to debate implies a lack of some kind of fibre, some necessary vigor, let me assure you that 190 pounds of angry, sweating, feral DeathBoy would tear your eyes from their sockets or be more than happy to die trying.
The USA is the king of bully culture. You fuckers think that those who won't fight for their opinion are weak and deserve to be trodden upon. I've got respect for that, as it goes. I absolutely would take on any single fucking one of you till my last breathe spat blood in your face. You might well be bigger and stronger than me, but you are cowards, bullies, superstitious intellectual midgets and craven grunts who are only strong because your religions told you to breed, because there are simply more of you and you have taken, wrongly, all the toys in the world.
Self-important, small minded, arrogant zealot shitfucking bastards.
If you want to see violence? Feel the thrill of vicious mammalian conflict? Put down your guns, you weaklings. Guns are how a coward ups the ante. Go to an English football game, you absolute rank amateurs. Fight with your fists, with blood, where you have to see and hear the skulls crack and the light slip from the eyes.
We invented hooliganism, and despite the urbane name, I assure you, a troop of your leatherneck marine toys would last precisely no time in the middle of a ruck in a Welsh pub during a match with the Zulus. We do brainless xenophobia with more passion and finesse than you could even spell, and have been doing so since you were a glint in the sperm from our cocks.
You make me sick to the core.
You loud, abrasive, educationally subnormal, neuvo imperialist bastards.
There is no excuse for what you are doing and who you are.
You are not free, you do not allow freedom, you do not cherish freedom, you value above all the momentary, short-term, ill-considered comfort that you stole from a resource-rich country by vile, immoral expansionism.
You are the most priviledged, the most comfortable and lazy, the most capable of true freedom and yet ranking amongst the least able to achieve it - and the most likely to chug down the slippery seed of corruption because of grossly unnacceptible ignorance or pure, simple, disgraceful, selfishness.
You ARE the strongest.
Might IS right.
You WILL win and no doubt crush us all.
You are SCUM.
You are DEPLORABLE.
You are the lowest of the absolute low because you have so much and yet you perpetrate such evil in the pursuit of more.
What I say here means nothing and will change nothing because you fetid, diseased scumfucking shitbags see the world from such an altitude, perched upon a tower of your own feces and the bodies of your enemies that we don't even speak the same language.
In this world which your kind control, via this medium in which you are ubiquitous, in this culture you dominate, I will no longer suffer even the premise that you are acceptible.
You know how we really feel, but the entire planet fears to speak badly of America and Americans. We are AFRAID of you. Because we have been so constantly intimidated by you that, like a weak willed, beaten wife, we hide our bruises and lower our voices and think, through our waning love of what you used to be, that you're still capable of seeing sense and really do only deliver this rough justice through love and greater wisdom. Surely, our opinion must be questionable or flawed. You can, after all, shout so much louder than us, and remind us so often of your superiority with your guns, your prejudice, your beatings.
I hate every single fucking one of you.
FUCK AMERICA.
FUCK AMERICANS.
and FUCK YOU.
I'm guessing a good 3/4 of you are American.
SO.
Trust the yanks to make Question Time into Jerry Springer. Even Michael Moore couldn't help himself, but I was only ashamed at his lack of restraint for making him seem more like the Republican scum and the jeering masses.
It's QUESTION TIME.
It's a British institution in which people of emotive, important, often diametrically opposed opinions debate freely.
Simple mistake on the part of the BBC: trying to host impartial debate in America.
You don't get whooping and jeering on Question Time, not because the people are any more intelligent or polite, but because the participants have a sense of decorum and realise that if you attempt to win the argument through shouting, you're showing quite how utterly pathetic your argument is.
For the wonderful body of yanks reading this that would call me a "pansy" and suggest that a civilised approach to debate implies a lack of some kind of fibre, some necessary vigor, let me assure you that 190 pounds of angry, sweating, feral DeathBoy would tear your eyes from their sockets or be more than happy to die trying.
The USA is the king of bully culture. You fuckers think that those who won't fight for their opinion are weak and deserve to be trodden upon. I've got respect for that, as it goes. I absolutely would take on any single fucking one of you till my last breathe spat blood in your face. You might well be bigger and stronger than me, but you are cowards, bullies, superstitious intellectual midgets and craven grunts who are only strong because your religions told you to breed, because there are simply more of you and you have taken, wrongly, all the toys in the world.
Self-important, small minded, arrogant zealot shitfucking bastards.
If you want to see violence? Feel the thrill of vicious mammalian conflict? Put down your guns, you weaklings. Guns are how a coward ups the ante. Go to an English football game, you absolute rank amateurs. Fight with your fists, with blood, where you have to see and hear the skulls crack and the light slip from the eyes.
We invented hooliganism, and despite the urbane name, I assure you, a troop of your leatherneck marine toys would last precisely no time in the middle of a ruck in a Welsh pub during a match with the Zulus. We do brainless xenophobia with more passion and finesse than you could even spell, and have been doing so since you were a glint in the sperm from our cocks.
You make me sick to the core.
You loud, abrasive, educationally subnormal, neuvo imperialist bastards.
There is no excuse for what you are doing and who you are.
You are not free, you do not allow freedom, you do not cherish freedom, you value above all the momentary, short-term, ill-considered comfort that you stole from a resource-rich country by vile, immoral expansionism.
You are the most priviledged, the most comfortable and lazy, the most capable of true freedom and yet ranking amongst the least able to achieve it - and the most likely to chug down the slippery seed of corruption because of grossly unnacceptible ignorance or pure, simple, disgraceful, selfishness.
You ARE the strongest.
Might IS right.
You WILL win and no doubt crush us all.
You are SCUM.
You are DEPLORABLE.
You are the lowest of the absolute low because you have so much and yet you perpetrate such evil in the pursuit of more.
What I say here means nothing and will change nothing because you fetid, diseased scumfucking shitbags see the world from such an altitude, perched upon a tower of your own feces and the bodies of your enemies that we don't even speak the same language.
In this world which your kind control, via this medium in which you are ubiquitous, in this culture you dominate, I will no longer suffer even the premise that you are acceptible.
You know how we really feel, but the entire planet fears to speak badly of America and Americans. We are AFRAID of you. Because we have been so constantly intimidated by you that, like a weak willed, beaten wife, we hide our bruises and lower our voices and think, through our waning love of what you used to be, that you're still capable of seeing sense and really do only deliver this rough justice through love and greater wisdom. Surely, our opinion must be questionable or flawed. You can, after all, shout so much louder than us, and remind us so often of your superiority with your guns, your prejudice, your beatings.
I hate every single fucking one of you.
FUCK AMERICA.
FUCK AMERICANS.
and FUCK YOU.