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A startlingly typical tale of New Media Fuckwittery

Sounds like pretty much every dealing with every shitty nu-meejah startup I've ever dealt with. Cunts.

Hilariously, bigger companies like Saatchi + Saatchi are just as likely to bungle and fuck you in the poon, too, IME.

bad dream

Woke up from a midday nap, had a foul dream.

Can still see contorted faces in front of my eyes, what a fucking vile feeling, can't shake it.

However, got the house to myself, the monitors up LOUD and the new NIN album is doing a fine job of transmuting that vile feeling back into some good, refreshing hatred.

Thankyou, Mr Reznor, you do not disappoint.

Cannot wait until I get a baby-day-off, get myself into a rehearsal room and do some serious fucking SCREAMING.

I have music all stuck to my insides.

Die, France, Die

Game submitted for French testing about two months ago has just come back with a big bunch of bugs, many of which are unlikely to be unique to the French language version.

Which points to the likelihood that the testers for the other languages / distribution portals are shite and didn't pick them up.

Die, you French bastards, with your superior Gallic Error Detection. You have just fucked my week.

I propose the annihilation of the French, I'm not fixing these bugs just for those crepe-nibbling bastards.