quiz, but at least a vaguely interesting one

If they told you I'm mad, then they lied. I'm odd, but it isn't compulsive. I'm the triolet, bursting with pride; If they told you I'm mad, then they lied. No, it isn't obsessive. Now hide All the spoons or I might get convulsive. If they told you I'm mad then they lied. I'm odd, but it isn't compulsive. What Poetry Form Are You?

Sausage, sir?

Man cuts off penis in packed London restaurant.

fascists and face-fuzz

Fascist America, in 10 easy steps
[via The Phil]

Some of the points are a little contrived, but not very. Bears reading / consideration :P

Crucially, they missed point 11: Amusing Facial Hair.

I suspect Bush shaves (or his handlers have their monkey shaved) specifically to throw us off the scent.

Me, I never trust a cleanshaven man. They're up to something.