gosh, he's so subversive

I have just ordered custom T-Shirts reading "TERRORIST" and "SUICIDE BOMBER" in massive block-caps.

If I stop posting in the next few weeks, do tell the press?

SHIRTS, YOU FUCKERS

Obnoxious T-Shirts. By me.

'Have created tonnes of simple (often moronically so) slogan-based t-shirt ideas I've had for a while now.

Featuring:

Anonymous Internet Hate Machine - referring to the hilarious Fox article on the evil hax0r group "anonymous"
Your Ideas are Intriguing to Me (and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter)
Your Livejournal is Shit
I Put Words on Cats (you know - to make them funny)
YR CORROZIONS (sing them 2 me)
Tits or GTFO
DeathBoy is a Cunt
ASCII Norks

I shall spend this Whitby wearing nothing but t-shirts of my own design...

Those shirts that feature slogans off The Internets only have a fiddy pee (£0.50) markup, because I spent a short while setting them up. Ones that are more original (if hardly that creative) have a quid or two markup.

Obviously, with all of these, you are entirely welcome to just reacreate any of the designs using SpreadShirt's flash-confabulator (exactly as I did) and avoid giving me a single fiddy pee of your readies - I would not mind in the least.

SPOILER WARNING:

The last shirt design contains (is) a gratuitous Harry Potter spoiler. If your internets sensibilities are delicate and easily offended, please do not look at the second page. That's rather the point of the shirts (kudos to HauntedUnix for the idea, and the shirts feature no commission, because that kind of entertainment belongs to us all...)

i need to stop doing this and go to bed

Not exactly as per the design I had, but this is quite pleasant...



(original image snagged off a community)



tidied up (and how I want on a shirt, eventually)



... recreated in SpreadShirt. Not that bad.

(no subject)

Paris Hilton loses inheritance

Only quoted on one site so far, but please be true, please be true, please be true...

tired

Oof. Instead of my usually heavy sleep after staying up late, I think that after I went to bed, I woke every time the baby did.

I must have been a right swine in a past life or something. Oh. I see.

Are Friends Electric?

Watch on YouTube

Are Friends Electric?

On Ukelele and synth. [via cyb0rfox]

To hell with it all, I think I'm going to have an 80s day.