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COCKS!

Just woke up to a weird beeping noise.

Located the removed smoke-alarm which was being rained on after being relocated earlier this evening following Dorota's smokey cooking.

Promptly spent 10 mins running about like a bell-end, looking for the missus before waking up enough to remember she had fucked off... despite having just been going on about this, and having said goodnight to her specifically. and all that. I'm a mong when I'm half-asleep.

*belm*

night again.

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well, that was boozy! successful first day of holiday week...

'was going to take the nipper out this morning, and the skies have opened up! Is it pissing it down everywhere?

oh well. Cow & Chicken and snacks this morning, I reckon.

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The chairman of the drinks firm, AG Barr, is finally standing down after more than 48 years with the company.

Robin Barr, 71, will formally announce his retirement at the company's AGM.

Mr Barr is one of only two people in the world who knows the secret recipe for the best-selling Irn Bru drink and the two never travel on the same plane.

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Apart from Irn Bru being awesome, what a load of hogwash.

"The 32 different ingredients are combined in a huge vat, which mixes 8,000 litres at a time."

So, unless 71-year-old Mr Barr personally stirs the ingredients into the vat, pretty much constantly, I reckon there's probably a number of factory workers, plus the people responsible for ordering and transporting the ingredients, plus any accountants that know what the company spends its money, plus the cleaning lady and her cat, tiddles, that could probably take an educated guess as to what goes into Irn Bru.