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cor, the booze beast had me last night.

woke up thinking "why do I remember something about hobbits?"

turns out I summarised LotR into a twitter post, then proceeded to post about 10 times about my balls, while indescriminately threatening to do things to people's grandmothers.

probably against conventional wisdom, but having the nipper round when I have a sore head is actually one of the more pleasant things in the world. cartoons and a tiny grinning beasty... not a bad morning :)

although it's crushingly warm again, today, and it seems the pollen's out. ouch.

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Oh, cocks.

I sent emails to record labels while completely twatted.

THAT'S going to help my chances.

Bad Scott.

hoo boy.

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Looks like Susan Boyle's been driven almost to cracking point (being assessed under the Mental Health Act)

NOM NOM NOM says television... CHEW UP LITTLE PEOPLE MAKE GOOD ENTERTAINMENT NOM NOM NOM