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So, some boyband singer is dead.

There I was, thinking "wow, I didn't have a clue who you were, but 33's a bit young to die..."

Then I read:

"The rest of the boyz will be flying out today."

Oh, for the love of fuck. Righto! Now I'm glad he's dead.

Will his tombztone read "Rest In Peaze"?

a "Huge tragedy to Irish entertainment", my leathery peniz.

Brand-riddled sub-human media scum-puppets.

If there's any justize, the rest of them will suffer strangely identical inztrumentation failures in their private jetz. The ensuing dizaster would surely see the creative productivity of the globe as a whole increase tenfold as their talent-free corpzes expire in a bath of flamez.

In other news I have a hangover and, thankyou for asking, yes, you may suck a cock.

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AND ANOTHER THING.

Why the fuck do the BBC and the Guardian now feel the inescapable urge to bookend pieces with fucking quotes from anonymous text-speaking fuckwits?

Joanne Bloomer wrote: "RIP Stephen. Very sad. U were a true talent!"

Not enough to make you press three fucking buttons to spell a word correctly, though, eh, Ms Bloomer? Probably a bit too much effort to go to in between feeding another bacardi breezer to your seventh child while you stuff another B&H into your blackened maw.

Instead of spending 5 seconds pulling a quote off a message board or twitter to desperately appear to be relevant in this modern age of democratised communication, would it not suffice to simply say "As you can imagine, legions of educationally sub-normal chav cunts were disproportionally gutted about the whole thing"?

I notice such missives are immune to the "[sic]" marker, despite them applying it to Stephen Fry's spelling error. So we just culturally fucking expect these moronic cunts to lack basic communications skills? They just get a free pass, do they?

Fuck off!

And bring me some fucking fruit juice and ibuprofen, or somebody's going to get hurt.

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ALSO:

Doesn't "Boyzone" literally sound like polite slang for "anus"?

As in: "Yes, Kev is indeed as gay as a window. He enjoys taking it right up the boyzone."

todo

I just pushed a button by mistake in gmail and opened my google todo list:



I have absolutely no memory of creating this list.

Topless man shows off his Neo Geo collection

That. Is so fucking awesome. No words.

NWS in some places.