Fucking Christian Wankbaskets

[deathboy]

I fucking hate organised religion.

Rarely more so than when is it pushed in my face.

I seem to have just got the spam advertising "The Passion of Christ" that's doing the rounds on anon-allowing LJs.

I shall still leave anon posting open ... for now... but it's fucking annoying.

I can't actually work out if this was hand-spammed, or automated, as it mentions music, but hilariously out of context, but I wouldn't put it past any given church to say to its flock "Go! Politely spam people's LJs with our delusional, hollywood-packaged muck!"

Should it be from an actual human, and should they ever return to this journal, I'd just like to say this:

Try that again and I shall DOS your box fucking sideways, you miserable, loathesome, shitfucking retard.

Ta.

Comments

[untermensch.livejournal.com]

I offer my meagre bandwidth for the task, sir

[margoeve.livejournal.com]

At least they left OUT the bloody BLOODY picture this time.

Do you think Christianity was originally spread through SPAM?

"And he spaketh, send onto thee five copies of a scripture. Let the recipiants of those scriptures send five more, and on and on. This shalt be the chain of Christ, that shall help thee prosper in the comming season. But Nay, woahs thee who braketh the chain, for he shall be smote in doom, hellfire and really bad luck."

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

Just so :)

[bootpunk.livejournal.com]

You have IP monitpring on? (not that I've ever had cause to look at it) Of course, a spammer might not use a static IP.

But hey, this one is from "Natasha" - you should definitely proposition her for a date with your DeathLaddish goodness.

[herdivineshadow]

heh. At least I got spammed on a vaguely relevant entry.

[bluekieran.livejournal.com]

LJ accounts are free now. Why allow anon posts?

Personally I disallow anon and screen non-friends. Works pretty well for me.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

Yih... 's mostly because I have a handful of people who like the music and like to comment but don't want to / haven't signed up yet.

Plus, occasionally, I get the chance to fry some pisswit who doesn't realise I log IPs.

I'm actually rather naive and wish the world were safe to leave anon posting on.

I should get my fucking head looked at.

Re:

[barbedwirekiss.livejournal.com]

Try that again and I shall DOS your box fucking sideways, you miserable, loathesome, shitfucking retard.

No! No! No! NO!

You just haven't got the right.... errrrr.... "level" of malevolent intent in there!

Try something more relevant, more personal, more life-threatening... like:

"Try that again and I'm gonna fistf*ck you.. with a rancid rabid porcupine... and about three lbs of Semtex.... on a long fuse!"

I should get my fucking head looked at.

Agreed! OOps!..err.. oh well, another lesson learnt, hey? :)

[grumpy-sysadmin.livejournal.com]

"Try that again and I'm gonna fistf*ck you.. with a rancid rabid porcupine... and about three lbs of Semtex.... on a long fuse!"

'angonaminute. You can do that sort of thing with IP traffic now?

Fucking sweet!

[kingmob23.livejournal.com]

I got the same damn thing, except my douche-bag anon poster was nice enough to include a huge picture of a cross.

I blame Mel Gibson for this, but then I blame him for most of the annoying shit that happens to me.

[flumpdust.livejournal.com]

You should really visit www.catholicshopper.com, as it's fantastic. You can get everything you need from a plastic football-playing Jesus to a DIY Mary shrine to Pope John Paul merchandise. It rules, I spend hours browsing when I'm at work :o)