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[deathboy]

today, I shall be mostly feeling like a spaniel shat in my liver.

or perhaps a spaniard.

Comments

[messyscribbles.livejournal.com]

A spaniel shat in your Spaniard?

I can just see it now 'Ooh that had to hurt, he got it right in the Spaniard'.

That'll learning em for fishing in our seas ;)

[messyscribbles.livejournal.com]

I think that would make a wonderful national anthem ;)

[messyscribbles.livejournal.com]

I think they may shed a lot of water if they were being fisted in the seas. I can see great numbers of small children singing it at the Olympics in Athens, with giant candles. Kinda brings a tear to your eye, well it would do without some kind of lubrication...I think I may go and have a lie down now ;)

[aliasrob.livejournal.com]

For some reason I read *that* as "fisting in our asses"....

[scarletdemon.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I'm slow today...I thought "Doesn't liver always taste like a spaniel shat in it?". And then I realised you'd been drinking.

[bencurthoys.livejournal.com]

congratulation! you appear to have invented a new form of chinese whispers - in which a message is written down, passed from hand to hand, and has somehow completely changed its meaning by the time it reaches the other side of the room.