deathboy | Alex Mocktor Sex Spoon

Further to the recent eBay fun, I hereby post notice of this:

the Alex Mocktor Sex Spoon auction.

You are bidding on an unused, genuine Alex Moctor sex spoon. This is one of a limited edition of only 12 spoons, and entitles you to a single shag from Mr Alex Moctor! Please note that you must return the spoon to Mr Moctor upon the sucessful consummation of whatever bizarre sexual act the pair of you decide to engage in.

N.B. - All you get in this auction is a single, stainless steel tea spoon. I warrant and affirm was designated one of the twelve sex spoons by Alex Moctor himself on 14th October. I will guarantee that you will receive the spoon in return for your money; I cannot guarantee that Alex Moctor will keep his part of the bargain.

Come one, come all, bid on this wonderful silver spoon.

I fucking wish they'd allowed worldwide shipping... but as they haven't, I wonder how far away we can actually get the spoon to travel.

Does anyone know any goths on obscure scottish islands?

Actually, I'm going to bid. 'S gotta be worth a couple of quid...

[edit]: fuck me, it's gone up from 11 pence to over 7 quid ALREADY, while I WRITE this.